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Tonight, after a good old shindig at our universities most popular night out, I was invloved in a several manned conflict.

So me and my Irish friends were just leaving the club having a good old chant about Thierry Henry (as you do), when some big **** came up behind one of the lads and deliberatley tripped him up. This sparked a reaction and a fight broke out between 5 of us guys and and an equal amount of these Manchester townies. I have a sore head and sore fists, and no one won, no one lost. The skirmish was intervened by the bouncers and the two sides went their seperate ways.

The reason i posted this is becuase I'm not a fighter, I'm not into conflict. I got involved and it was a strange experience.

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#3
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You should've seen me out there, I looked like wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man having a seizure.
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#4
Dog, we was like thirteen or fourteen, and we were pedaling around in this neighborhood I grew up in, just east of LA? We saw some cholos from another hood and we thought we was all hard gangbanger wannabes. So we started saying '**** off, yo! **** off!' Throwing, flashing signs to them and stuff. So they started throwing down on us, kicking our little asses. Then some of the older dogs from our hood come out, grabbed those fools, took one behind the Tastee Freez... They stabbed him up with a screwdriver. Killed that cholo.
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You should've seen me out there, I looked like wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man having a seizure.


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You should've seen me out there, I looked like wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man having a seizure.


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Dog, we was like thirteen or fourteen, and we were pedaling around in this neighborhood I grew up in, just east of LA? We saw some cholos from another hood and we thought we was all hard gangbanger wannabes. So we started saying '**** off, yo! **** off!' Throwing, flashing signs to them and stuff. So they started throwing down on us, kicking our little asses. Then some of the older dogs from our hood come out, grabbed those fools, took one behind the Tastee Freez... They stabbed him up with a screwdriver. Killed that cholo.




I was the dude they killed.
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Dog, we was like thirteen or fourteen, and we were pedaling around in this neighborhood I grew up in, just east of LA? We saw some cholos from another hood and we thought we was all hard gangbanger wannabes. So we started saying '**** off, yo! **** off!' Throwing, flashing signs to them and stuff. So they started throwing down on us, kicking our little asses. Then some of the older dogs from our hood come out, grabbed those fools, took one behind the Tastee Freez... They stabbed him up with a screwdriver. Killed that cholo.

Wow...
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Do you seriously say things like that?
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#10
oh yeah my fight story well me and my friend had a lil friendly bare knuckle boxing incident that was fun i'd say it was a tie we both had black eyes and sore faces but i'm pretty sure i broke my hand on his head lol

thats was fun i love fighting one of my fav things to do

EDIT: oh yeah his left eye was swollen shut for 2 days
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we both had black eyes and sore faces
i'm pretty sure i broke my hand on his head
thats was fun

This literally makes no sense to me.
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#12
Quote by epi_player14
we both had black eyes and sore faces
i'm pretty sure i broke my hand on his head
thats was fun



This figuratively makes no sense to me
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This literally makes no sense to me.


well than obviously you don't enjoy fighting for fun then idc
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Do you seriously say things like that?


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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#18
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Yup, got my tophat, monacle and pipe at the ready.

Just checking.

Tally-ho, then.
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Just checking.

Tally-ho, then.


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WRONG.

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#23
There was one time in elementary school where I got pissed for whatever reason and jumped on a dude's back and started punching the **** out of the back of his head.

Haven't really gotten in a fight since then
#24
i got stabbed in the 8th grade with an exacto blade and i turned around and broke the other kid's nose.
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we both had black eyes and sore faces
i'm pretty sure i broke my hand on his head
thats was fun
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well than obviously you don't enjoy fighting for fun then idc

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well than obviously you don't enjoy fighting for fun then idc




Anyways, I have been in some minor altercations before. I'm normally a pretty easy going guy, and honestly don't like violence; but, when I get angered I normally flip. In the 11th grade, this one Apeish, Mexican kid who's pretty dumb and annoying came up behind me and got me in a headlock. This kid had always messed with me in the past, but I normally shrug it off, but that was too much. So I elbow him in the kidney pretty hard, and break out of his grip. He fell back, and as I approached him, hit me in the stomach pretty hard. I endured it, though, and as he threw his second blow, evaded it and hit him with 2 hard punches to the head. He stagged back and was pretty dazed, and I was about to attack him again when the teachers pulled us apart.
#26
Basketball game. Our town has a Police-Run league - basically to give retired cops something to do - for kids in elementary and secondary school. This is back when I was a junior, and since a nearby town didn't have a league, they raised one team, and one team from our league per week would go and play them.

The town in question is notorious for producing athletes that are overconfident, disrespectful, arrogant, underhanded douchebags, mostly. So my team goes to play them, and things get rough. Nothing serious; they foul hard, we return foul, they shit talk, we shit talk. Basic youth shit.

One of the bigger dudes comes dribbling over the half line, moronically next to the sideline. He steps over the line, I step up to trap him in the corner, and plant, and easily draw an offensive foul when he bowls me over. As I go to get up, he rushes over to me and aims a kick, his knee hitting me square in the head.

Then things happened really freakin' fast. I remember jumping up and nailing him in the face. Next thing I know is I'm whaling on this son of a bitch, and everyone in the gymnasium is all around - a brawl had broken out. My dad - our coach - told me after the fight broke up and we left, that during the fight one kid from the other team ran across the court and sucker punched me in the head. I never felt a thing. I also found out that two of my guys got into fights with three dudes from the other team next to me.

My only brawl. Not only did we win, but our league no longer goes to play that town anymore.
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Haiku never does.

How can anyone miss this?

And I've never actually been in a proper fight myself. I've had to push a couple of potential muggers out of my way, but as far as I remember I've never actually hit anyone with a closed fist.
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Basketball game. Our town has a Police-Run league - basically to give retired cops something to do - for kids in elementary and secondary school. This is back when I was a junior, and since a nearby town didn't have a league, they raised one team, and one team from our league per week would go and play them.

The town in question is notorious for producing athletes that are overconfident, disrespectful, arrogant, underhanded douchebags, mostly. So my team goes to play them, and things get rough. Nothing serious; they foul hard, we return foul, they shit talk, we shit talk. Basic youth shit.

One of the bigger dudes comes dribbling over the half line, moronically next to the sideline. He steps over the line, I step up to trap him in the corner, and plant, and easily draw an offensive foul when he bowls me over. As I go to get up, he rushes over to me and aims a kick, his knee hitting me square in the head.

Then things happened really freakin' fast. I remember jumping up and nailing him in the face. Next thing I know is I'm whaling on this son of a bitch, and everyone in the gymnasium is all around - a brawl had broken out. My dad - our coach - told me after the fight broke up and we left, that during the fight one kid from the other team ran across the court and sucker punched me in the head. I never felt a thing. I also found out that two of my guys got into fights with three dudes from the other team next to me.

My only brawl. Not only did we win, but our league no longer goes to play that town anymore.


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#30
Once I was attacked by three large guys after walking past their house. I think they thought I'd broken into their car, and just didn't think to ask.

I didn't exactly fight them effectively, but I called them wankers. From outside their house. Weeks later.

That's right, I'm tough as fucking nails.
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#31
I dropped a kid with a spinning roundhouse kick to the side of his head, when we were tied at 2-2 in a Karate Tourney, for my third point and got first place in the tournament. Just like in the Karate Kid. Except I was only eleven.

It wasn't supposed to be full contact so it must have looked ridiculously cool to the judges for them not to disqualify me.

And not to look like a tough guy... I was only eleven. It was a long time ago.
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#32
Whenever there's a fight I run away, have a cup of tea and think about what I would have done to my attacker if they were tied up, or drugged.
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#33
lol.

When I was 11 I had just moved up to intermediate, and was walking along the street when a kid who went to my old primary school shouted "what you lookin' at?" I looked around and saw this kid was talking to me and so I said "something REALLY UGLY!" and he rode his bike over to me and punched me in the eye. We then went our separate ways not really bothered by what had just happened.
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#34
I was in McDonalds and this guy came up to me and was like "what the **** are you doing you creep?' and I ran over to the manager and told him and he got the situation under control. I then went back to furiously masturbating in the McDonalds play ground.
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#35
There was two lads trying to start a fight last night outside the pub. 'Cept the guards arrived before it got properly interesting
#36
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Dog, we was like thirteen or fourteen, and we were pedaling around in this neighborhood I grew up in, just east of LA? We saw some cholos from another hood and we thought we was all hard gangbanger wannabes. So we started saying '**** off, yo! **** off!' Throwing, flashing signs to them and stuff. So they started throwing down on us, kicking our little asses. Then some of the older dogs from our hood come out, grabbed those fools, took one behind the Tastee Freez... They stabbed him up with a screwdriver. Killed that cholo.


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#37
Been in a fair few. My advice: Don't worry too much about the outcome, broken bones and bruises heal and punches don't really hurt that much, try not to die/kill anyone (unless you mean to, in which case go right on ahead) and above all, have fun. No point in fighting unless you get some enjoyment out of it.
#38
I got in a fight once. There were a couple of guys who were up to no good. Started making trouble in the neighbourhood, and it goes on from there.
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I was in McDonalds and this guy came up to me and was like "what the **** are you doing you creep?' and I ran over to the manager and told him and he got the situation under control. I then went back to furiously masturbating in the McDonalds play ground.

#40
I grew up in a ****ing barbaric little town where all anyone did was fist fight even the girl's I've been in countless fist fight's because of people just walking up to me and blasting on me. As a result I'm a decent brawler but I hate fighting because of it I even got a felony because one of the bastards.
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