#1
post the most idiotic thing youve heard/seen ever.


mine would be watching tv and seeing a commercial that said "has taking a medication caused you death, or <insert list of symptoms>. if you or family have been killed or suffered these symptoms please call us you might be eligible for cash"

you cant call them if youve died


what idiotic stuff have you heard?
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#3
they were probably referring to your family being killed, or yourself suffering the symptons and not being killed, not the other way around.
#4
Probably threads like these. There's just too many of them.
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#7
It would be HILARIOUS if somebody quoted the first post as an example of something idiotic. Unfortunately, I'm not funny enough to think of something like that. I hope someone is.
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post the most idiotic thing youve heard/seen ever.


mine would be watching tv and seeing a commercial that said "has taking a medication caused you death, or <insert list of symptoms>. if you or family have been killed or suffered these symptoms please call us you might be eligible for cash"

you cant call them if youve died


what idiotic stuff have you heard?


This.
I came up with the idea to quote this, all by myself.
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

first stack ^
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"Only one in eight victims of medical malpractice resulting in DEATH or permanent injury file a law suit..."

stereotypical ambulance chasers
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most idiotic thing ive ever heard was

"BRING ME THE HORIZON IS GOOD"
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#13
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i clicked that thinking it was soomething idiotic you a**.......


oh wait





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I CLICKED THAT TOO. AND THE LINK INSIDE THE LINK.


DAMN YOU



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most idiotic thing ive ever heard was

"BRING ME THE HORIZON IS GOOD"


+1. Welcome to the bandwagon.

Seriously, not as bad as people on here say.
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

first stack ^
#16
Me, my friend, and his dad were talking about me and friend's band

Me: One thing that would be cool in the band is if we had 3 guitars in the band
Friend's dad: don't you already have 3 guitars in the band
Me: no, we have 2 guitars and 1 bass
Friend's dad: what's the difference?

Also I was wearing a Sonic Youth shirt and some lady asked me "Sonic Youth? Is that like a Sonicflood fan club?"
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Me, my friend, and his dad were talking about me and friend's band

Me: One thing that would be cool in the band is if we had 3 guitars in the band
Friend's dad: don't you already have 3 guitars in the band
Me: no, we have 2 guitars and 1 bass
Friend's dad: what's the difference?

Also I was wearing a Sonic Youth shirt and some lady asked me "Sonic Youth? Is that like a Sonicflood fan club?"


Someone wasn't completely informed on how your type of music is created? Heresy! How is this possible?

Don't tell me someone was misinformed about the name of a band you like...what has the world come to?
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

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"This asshole wants to beat me up because I steal shit from him. I'm already gonna wear all black and pipes and chains and spikes, but how else can I intimidate him?"

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most idiotic thing ive ever heard was

"BRING ME THE HORIZON IS GOOD"


Ha, you are so funny.

Probably the post I quoted or this guy on campus who preaches old testament style. He told me I needed to make a physical sacrifice and I would be saved and be able to get into heaven.
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Not being able to get a return/refund after you open the box. What is the point of buying something if you can't take it out of it's box without losing the refund?

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Me: One thing that would be cool in the band is if we had 3 guitars in the band
Friend's dad: don't you already have 3 guitars in the band
Me: no, we have 2 guitars and 1 bass
Friend's dad: what's the difference?


Not really that idiotic to me..
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#24
one time this guy told me that solo bass guitar music was enjoyable to listen to


i know right
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Me, my friend, and his dad were talking about me and friend's band

Me: One thing that would be cool in the band is if we had 3 guitars in the band
Friend's dad: don't you already have 3 guitars in the band
Me: no, we have 2 guitars and 1 bass
Friend's dad: what's the difference?

Also I was wearing a Sonic Youth shirt and some lady asked me "Sonic Youth? Is that like a Sonicflood fan club?"



Did you know the full name of a bass is actually bass-guitar?
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If this is in America, then I'm hardly surprised, If it's elsewhere. Then

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Not being able to get a return/refund after you open the box. What is the point of buying something if you can't take it out of it's box without losing the refund?


as these items need to be written off once sold, rendering them unsellable again in the future, the bset thing to do is to "bring it back faulty"
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#30
browsing thru the operator manual of some new machinery at work i found this brilliant piece of advice:

"Do not operate machinery if power switch fails to turn macine on"

my friend also had a motorbike that had a sticker sayin:
"Do not ride bike after drinking wine"
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My workmate Rach...

"Hey, on that map, above Canada, are those countries or icebergs?"

"Is it a legal requirement to wear a condom with a prostitute?"

"Pearl harbour, was that the thing that happened in France?"

"Just because he's gay doesn't mean he has a mind!"

ME-"So 1066 was the last time Britain was successfully invaded."
RACH-"What about Vietnam?"

"So, is our queen the second queen England's ever had? Cos didn't it go her, Elizabeth the first, then Henry VIII before her?"
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browsing thru the operator manual of some new machinery at work i found this brilliant piece of advice:

"Do not operate machinery if power switch fails to turn macine on"

my friend also had a motorbike that had a sticker sayin:
"Do not ride bike after drinking wine"



#34
My school not too long ago had their 25th anniversary and my sister was one of the first students to attend that school. They opened the time capsule they buried 25 years ago.

Now this school was built on a swamp, the area it was buried gets a lot of water and sinkage... anyway the principal back then forgot to put the seal on so when it was opened it was well and truly full of water and photographs and newspaper clippings were destroyed...
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My workmate Rach...

"Hey, on that map, above Canada, are those countries or icebergs?"

"Is it a legal requirement to wear a condom with a prostitute?"

"Pearl harbour, was that the thing that happened in France?"

"Just because he's gay doesn't mean he has a mind!"

ME-"So 1066 was the last time Britain was successfully invaded."
RACH-"What about Vietnam?"

"So, is our queen the second queen England's ever had? Cos didn't it go her, Elizabeth the first, then Henry VIII before her?"



what?... WHAT?!?!
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