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Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!
So much for the topic DUI.
"Black gives way to more black."

I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.

When make-up, phones and music just aren't enough distraction! Now you can make an assortment of deli treats as you drive.

What a pile of shit
did anyone else notice the picture of the giant car crash?









Comes with this lovely feature!
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Shalom, everyone!

I'm a busy rabbi, and oi vey am I busy. Every day it's go, go, go. There's the bar mitzvahs, and the weddings, and the Blessings, and the Bris. Does it never end? Thank Jehovah for LSWD! Now I can save time by doing a Bris on the go. Just pop the little guys up on the tray, and by the time I've reached Temple I've done 5 or 6 of them. Thanks to LSWD I've made enough money to retire to Palm Beach!

Reviews = priceless.
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