#1
Okay Pit, I have an amazing opportunity to get a fantastic guitar at less than half of what it's worth, but the deal expires tomorrow morning. The problem is, I don't have sufficient funds to seize said opportunity. Any suggestions on how I could make $500 in less than a day?
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no seriously 7x NGD is epicness i declare you the winner of all NGD's on UG never have i seen this xD
#2
Ebay, earlier I put up a game to sell and it sold five minutes later 0_o
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#4
become a merceniary
teach me how to spell

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#5
Borrow it???
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#6
Busk for a few hours, earn a bit.

Ask your parents for money and tell them you'll pay them back later.

Prostitution, meth, cum blood blah blah
#9
Go to ghetto. Buy cracks. Sell cracks. Rob cracks back from crackheads. Resell cracks to said crackheads for a higher price.
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#11
loan from el bank?
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