#1
Have you ever been to basically any website and in the side part of the window you see an advertisement with some hot girl for some site you can get one. I never clicked on it because I know they are spyware, adware, and prolly god knows what else. Why the f*** do they even have them? I mean does nebody ever even click on those ads honestly thinking "oh i can get that girl" even if your a 40 yr old guy half bald, gut size of preston lacy and get it for free. Wtf...
#4
Quote by chaoticfables
How do you know if it's spyware? ಠ_ಠ


Anything like that is going to be spyware. I mean think bout it. Do you open those messages in your email that send you that dating service BS of "this girl thinks ur hot check out her profile" and all that?
#5
That's how I met my wife, I was masturbating furiously to cheap internet porn then saw one of those things at the side and thought "yeah my hand is getting a bit tired, perhaps it doesn't have to be this way..." and now here I am.
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#6
Quote by ShallowEndings
^ You'll find out when it infects your system.

Well obviously he's clicked on one of them. Otherwise he wouldn't know, would he?
#7
Quote by chaoticfables
Well obviously he's clicked on one of them. Otherwise he wouldn't know, would he?


Ever heard of computer tech classes? Teacher was talking about it how people get spyware, viruses, all that shit from those.
#8
Quote by Venice King
That's how I met my wife, I was masturbating furiously to cheap internet porn then saw one of those things at the side and thought "yeah my hand is getting a bit tired, perhaps it doesn't have to be this way..." and now here I am.


pics or it didn't happen.
#10
Quote by hellz
pics or it didn't happen.

I found one:
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#11
Quote by ravenrage07
Have you ever been to basically any website and in the side part of the window you see an advertisement with some hot girl for some site you can get one. I never clicked on it because I know they are spyware, adware, and prolly god knows what else. Why the f*** do they even have them? I mean does nebody ever even click on those ads honestly thinking "oh i can get that girl" even if your a 40 yr old guy half bald, gut size of preston lacy and get it for free. Wtf...



I don't think the site is full of spyware or anything. They're real dating sites.

...That is probably why those girls are single. They think giving people spyware is fun.
#14
The 93rd most trafficked site is Adultfriendfinder.com, so obviously millions of people fall for it.
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#15
I think someone is trying to find out if it work but he's just being discreet. I'm on to your tricks.
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#16
Quote by tayroar
I think someone is trying to find out if it work but he's just being discreet. I'm on to your tricks.


I have a gf. And the point of this is I go on myspace, or youtube, or anything even sites like the nostalgia critic's site and even spoony's site (game and movie reviewers) and they are littered with these ads. I mean if you look at em for 2 seconds not clicking you can tell is fulla s***.
#17
Quote by Venice King
That's how I met my wife, I was masturbating furiously to cheap internet porn then saw one of those things at the side and thought "yeah my hand is getting a bit tired, perhaps it doesn't have to be this way..." and now here I am.


... dad?

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