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#1
About the user above you's username, signature, or post.

I'm not witty, so I can't make a joke about nothing.
Gibson Les Paul Studio
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Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
#5
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Why is Imafool so bad at cards?
Because he has to refer to google to learn poker hands.



Worst joke ever.
Seaking is seeking a retard called Pagan Poetry.

That joke was bad too...
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Yamaha Pacifica 112
Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
#7
More like "UG's Poke-twat"
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I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

Ibanez ATK300 ◈ Sansamp VT Bass ◈ EHX Nano Small Stone ◈ Hartke LH500 ◈ Ashdown/Celestion 115
#11
"Knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Lampshade"
"Lampshade who?"


"BREAD BASKET!"
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- Yes, My name is actually Terran -
- Not just a Starcraft fan -


Terran > Zerg and Protoss
#12
why is crazydavey so crazy?

he stole a kitten from a 8 year old girl and named it itouchmyselfatnight

#14
Quote by JacobTheMe
CrazyDavey?

More like Captain Farthead!



Your head is moving at rather fast speeds, you should get it checked on...

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Gibson Les Paul Studio
Yamaha Pacifica 112
Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
#16
Doctor Matthews will leach his penis onto your vagina. And call it malpractice.
#22
dude..threre's also montenegro... which is like 2 years old... and then Kosovo.. for which i'm not sure if it is a country yet or not..

yeah i'm slovenian to
#23
Quote by draljo
dude..threre's also montenegro... which is like 2 years old... and then Kosovo.. for which i'm not sure if it is a country yet or not..

yeah i'm slovenian to

Well with Montenegro there is Serbia, which is a whole other story. And according to wikipedia, Kosovo is a "disputed territory"
#24
umm...thinkthinkthinkthink


PENIS!
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"Morbid Angle", "Six Feet Unde"

DEMON OF THE FALL
#26
So Doctor Matthews enters a guitar store and asks the manager what the 3000$ Les Paul custom is for. The manager replies: "Well, its an instrument, do you even play guitar?"
Doctor Matthews responds: "No, but I need to compensate for my small penis"

Well, my quite pathetic "joke"...
#27
Quote by Tastytaco
So Doctor Matthews enters a guitar store and asks the manager what the 3000$ Les Paul custom is for. The manager replies: "Well, its an instrument, do you even play guitar?"
Doctor Matthews responds: "No, but I need to compensate for my small penis"

Well, my quite pathetic "joke"...

I laughed so hard at this for some reason
#28
Quote by Tastytaco
So Doctor Matthews enters a guitar store and asks the manager what the 3000$ Les Paul custom is for. The manager replies: "Well, its an instrument, do you even play guitar?"
Doctor Matthews responds: "No, but I need to compensate for my small penis"

Well, my quite pathetic "joke"...




Genghisgandhi is an aunt's teat eater.
MATTERHORN
#29
"So, Doctor, what do you think is the best treatment option?"
"Well, I think our first course of actions should be leeches."

I fail.


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#30
MushroomBomb goes into a music shop and says 'How much for the white accordian and the red saxaphone?'
The shopkeeper says, 'Well you can have the fire extinguisher for £50... but I'm not unbolting that radiator.'
#33
the only thing leviathan about you is your butt
Quote by archerygenious
Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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#34
visiblenoise?more like INvisiblepenis!

asian-viking paradox?more like paradork!
Quote by JacobTheMe
Yeah, the movie was complete tat.

Avoid, unless you enjoy ruining things that you enjoy.


You can call me Cam, Cameron, or any other variation
Mortal Enemies with Primus2112
And everybody's singin'la, la la la, la la la
#36
Quote by Alex Vik
BlackmanDown? Moar like suspect apprehended!

Alex Vik? More like Alex Dick!!! ololololololololol

Sorry, it had to be done.
Schecter Tempest Custom
Squier Jagmaster
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Crafter D-8

DOD FX50-B > EHX Little Big Muff > Digitech Whammy 4 >
Dunlop Cry Baby > Zoom G3 > Boss DD-7 > Digitech Digiverb

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#37
Quote by E_squared
Alex Vik? More like Alex Dick!!! ololololololololol

Sorry, it had to be done.

I knew it would be done.

Anyways...E_Squared? More like E_Queered ololololololololol
#38
Lol E squared.
Way to bring some Flaming homosexual math to UG!
Idk theres nothing really funny about your name....
Fail to the rockerdude.
My gear so far:

-Cort KX5 (pearl white)
-Crybaby Wah
-Danelectro Cool Cat
-Fender Twin Reverb 65' Reissue
-Hardwire TL2
Last edited by Rockerdude22 at Nov 22, 2009,
#39
Quote by Rockerdude22
Lol E squared.
Way to bring some Flaming homosexual math to UG!
Idk theres nothing really funny about your name....
Fail to the rockerdude.

lol ur from Oregon
that means your addicted to meth!
Quote by JacobTheMe
Yeah, the movie was complete tat.

Avoid, unless you enjoy ruining things that you enjoy.


You can call me Cam, Cameron, or any other variation
Mortal Enemies with Primus2112
And everybody's singin'la, la la la, la la la
Last edited by BlackmanDown at Nov 22, 2009,
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