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#1
I was just looking at video on Youtube and it's comments. Some users were arguing nd one of them said: "U shud check ur typing cos it looks like a mans penis"
It made me chuckle

So I thought, what about you UG? Have you or any of your mates came up with a comeback that you thought was brilliant?
Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone......
#3
"ass-cheese"

i loled
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#4
lol i no rite
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#6
"Did it hurt?"

"Pfft, what? When I 'fell from Heaven?' Get a new pickup line, jerk."

"Oh, no, when they beat you with the ugly stick."
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#7
Quote by ctb
So's your face.

Followed by, "So's your mom's face."
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#8
When someone says something you can't really wittily respond to say, "If you want my CUMback, you can scrape it of your mom's teeth!"
Last edited by Blueflame55 at Nov 21, 2009,
#9
"Do you wanna dance?"

"Why would I wanna dance with you, loser?"

"No no - I said 'you look fat in those pants.'"
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#10
Quote by Blueflame55
When someone says something you can't really wittily respond to say, "If you want my comeback, you can scrape it of your mom's teeth!"


That's what she said.
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Sir, I love you.

#11
before i graduated my whole class seemed to be into telling people "your that" whenever they made a comment
#12
my friends polish and if he ever tries to give us shit we just say "shut the **** man, your polish"
#14
Quote by Karvid
Followed by, "So's your mom's face."

"At least my mom has a face".

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#15
Quote by PlayMadness
"Did it hurt?"

"Pfft, what? When I 'fell from Heaven?' Get a new pickup line, jerk."

"Oh, no, when they beat you with the ugly stick."

Amazing.
#17
Quote by strat0blaster
"Do you wanna dance?"

"Why would I wanna dance with you, loser?"

"No no - I said 'you look fat in those pants.'"


i would totally abuse this one if i were the dancing type
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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#18
I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent!
Aww. I remember my first beer too.
If I could find enough wood, I'd board your mouth up!
I can't believe it. A hundred million sperm...and you were the quickest?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
If brains were bricks, you'd be homeless.
Are you from the shallow end of the gene pool or something?
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole I would have farted.
On a scale of one to ten.... you're an dickhead.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
You're so empty headed, if I stand close enough to you, I can hear the ocean.
Do you know what you have in common with a sperm cell? You both have a 100 million to one chance of becoming a human being.
Is that a foreign T-shirt? No? Oh, it's just that I've never seen 'c*nt' spelled that way before.
I'm sorry, I don't know how to deal with you, I'm a musician not a proctologist.
#19
all these quotes come from a friend of mine. hes a quite a sociopath and doesnt make any excuses for it.

go jump off a brick and die

i'll wrist slap your ass

where do you get your clothes at off the street

ill hit you with my dick

go choke on a teddy bear

one time, a girl we were with revealed she was unaware that you could rent video games.. and my friend is like.. its called a video store you ass.

he makes fun of people for shopping at meijers .. he'll say something like.. oh god why meijers your going to hell.

and he'll also addresses anyone by the name Scooter just to piss them off. ....ex. go home scooter.
#25
Quote by genghisgandhi
The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

L-l-l-look! I have the Fist of Rukt! I'll polish your boots! I'll polish your helmet!
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#26
a girl i knew moved school and told me (by text) that she was third prettiest in the whole school, so i said "is the school like a stable or something?". I replied within seconds, it was the best comeback i had for ages.
#28
Quote by genghisgandhi
What?

There's a secret grunt in Halo 3 who starts a speech with "Hey Demon! The jerk store called, they're all out of you!" He then continues with what I posted.
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#31
Quote by SlackerBabbath
I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent!
Aww. I remember my first beer too.
If I could find enough wood, I'd board your mouth up!
I can't believe it. A hundred million sperm...and you were the quickest?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
If brains were bricks, you'd be homeless.
Are you from the shallow end of the gene pool or something?
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole I would have farted.
On a scale of one to ten.... you're an dickhead.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
You're so empty headed, if I stand close enough to you, I can hear the ocean.
Do you know what you have in common with a sperm cell? You both have a 100 million to one chance of becoming a human being.
Is that a foreign T-shirt? No? Oh, it's just that I've never seen 'c*nt' spelled that way before.
I'm sorry, I don't know how to deal with you, I'm a musician not a proctologist.


#32
One of the funnier ones i can remember is actually one from my Mom:

My Aunt saw a new mug my mom got free with coffee

Aunt: "Aw this is lovely, where'd ya get it?"
Mom: "I got it free with my coffee"
Aunt: "Really? Can I have it?"
Mom: "You can in your shit!"
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#34
Quote by webbtje
"That's what she said."

"Your mum's (x)."

Not this.

Quote by Blueflame55
When someone says something you can't really wittily respond to say, "If you want my CUMback, you can scrape it of your mom's teeth!"

That's older than old.
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#36
Quote by SlackerBabbath
They're from my own personal list of heckler putdown lines.

http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/SlackerBabbath/blog/46334/
Enjoy.

sept i'm sure you didn't make most of them up.
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#37
Quote by Gyroscope
Not this.



Do you understand the meaning of sarcasm? Irony? I know it's the internet, but christ.
#38
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Slacker please marry me. I think I love you.

Look, over there, it's Geddy Lee!


....legs it while her back is turned
#40
Quote by isildurs_bane
sept i'm sure you didn't make most of them up.

No, I've collected them over the years from various musician friends.
Y'see, the opening post said 'Have you or any of your mates came up with a comeback that you thought was brilliant?' and silly me, I assumed that meant that we could say things that we got from our 'mates'.
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