#1
Im Bored UG, and i have the whole miracle of the internet to entertain me. Yet i still don't know what to do. I've drawn a blank.

Whats your favorite time passer on the world wide web? UG's a given and porn and more porn is done.

Help a brutha out!
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#2
Titties. Glourious, wonderfull boobs.
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#4
I usually end up watching people getting kicked in the nuts or really bad skate injuries on youtube.

Or get stoned.
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#7
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damn, I saw that like 2 years ago, thatnks for reminding me

I bow to your anteaterness
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#9
That sand game is immense.

See i want some A.O.E, but i dont own it, ild be really angry if someone pm'd me where to get it or a similar equivalent.
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#11
Ugh I've been bored as hell lately as well.
We have this whole damn internet and can't find anything entertaining at all.
froosh has my heart

You are electric?


You love me.
#12
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Ugh I've been bored as hell lately as well.
We have this whole damn internet and can't find anything entertaining at all.



We must form a group.

That'll pass at least 2 mins.
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#15
Guitar, book, film, excercise etc etc
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#16
See, we've established starting a group, and now we have nothing to start it about.

Im not going back to square one here.
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#17
this sand game is new, can I make it not run out of dots?
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#18
Quote by BloodSugarMegan
Ugh I've been bored as hell lately as well.
We have this whole damn internet and can't find anything entertaining at all.

You have Venice Queen as your title... something has to be done and here is the options;
1. Duh, we get married
2. You can change it I guess
3.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#19
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You have Venice Queen as your title... something has to be done and here is the options;
1. Duh, we get married
2. You can change it I guess
3.



Im bored here, and if theres no E-Marriage, i wanna at least see some fisticuffs.
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#21
We're gunna need a vicar.
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#23
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We're gunna need a vicar.



Round one up!
froosh has my heart

You are electric?


You love me.
#27
Also, I now need to pick a best man, and i tihnk i'll nominate Scottish-man-o-sex CobainisKing.
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#30
i do likes some berrics
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If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#31
Go on youtube and watch I'm Alan Partridge, QI, Paul Merton: The Series, 15 Storeys High, Is It Bill Bailey, Father Ted, or any other shit you can find there that's not user generated and shit.

Or, load up a recording program, and write a song section by section, improvising everything. Make it experimental and proggy as ****. Use as many different guitar tones and tracks as possible. You could add drums as you go, or write them beforehand, making the drum beat the starting point for each section.

EDIT: Marriage? I bags baking the fucking cake.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
Last edited by whalepudding at Nov 21, 2009,
#32
Quote by whalepudding
Go on youtube and watch I'm Alan Partridge, QI, Paul Merton: The Series, Father Ted, or any other shit you can find there that's not user generated and shit.

Load up a recording program, and write a song section by section, improvising everything. Make it experimental and proggy as ****. Use as many different guitar tones and tracks as possible. You could add drums as you go, or write them beforehand, making the drum beat the starting point for each section.

Can you link me to (one of) said programs?
#34
Right we have a cake baker aswell, im well happy.

And recording stuff? its 2.14 in the am my friend, and im not micing up my amps and drumset .
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#35
UG, Minecraft, Facebook, MSN when certain friends/girlfriend is on, seek out new and interesting bands, etc. I tend to do different stuff every time I'm on. It depends on my mood, really.