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#2
A sex duel.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
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Would you **** me?
I'd **** me...
I'd **** me hard...
I'd **** me real hard...


this+your avatar=major lolz to be had.
#6
umm, can I just talk to him and learn what I already know therefore making an endless, pointless, useless conversation with nothing to be had in the end?
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#7
Play rock paper scissors.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#8
Kill him before he inevitably kills me and takes over my life.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#10
My only fear is that after the hour is up, firstly how do you know you won't disappear (you might be the clone or the robots may be setting up a conspiracy to take over the world or for whatever reason) or if you don't disappear, how do you know you aren't the clone?
#11
Quote by st.stephen
My only fear is that after the hour is up, firstly how do you know you won't disappear (you might be the clone or the robots may be setting up a conspiracy to take over the world or for whatever reason) or if you don't disappear, how do you know you aren't the clone?


Because the clone is the one that dissappears, if you don't disappear you can't be the clone.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#12
obviously have a duel above a flaming pit of lava, on a rickety old rope bridge. while menacing crows circle overhead while vultres await the death of the other opponent.

our weapons? large q-tips

our objective? kill the lesser lifeform.
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can't i just eat the fucking cactus?

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Go suck a cat westdyolf!

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So, West...

I hear you'll suck my cat...

Ill suck your cat
PEACE LOVE PANCAKES
call me zach

chocolate chip pancakes!
#17
Quote by Alex Vik
Fight. I'm straight, and buttsex with another male is still buttsex, not masturbation.

its not annother male, its the same individual
-JBSwreckfest
#21
clone fighting would be like fighting shadow link in OoT, that'll be a ****ing epic fight. Sign me up
#22
I'd add an attractive female to the mix then begin screwing.
Time keeps on slipping...


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#23
There would definitely be some sexy time between me and him. Then, when someone says "Go fuck yourself," I can say I already have.
#24
I'd invite my girlfriend in and me and my clone can double team her. Ooooooh yeah.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#25
Quote by Alex Vik
Fight. I'm straight, and buttsex with another male is still buttsex, not masturbation.

But I better you get jerked off by a man every night
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#26
Quote by tayroar
I'd invite my girlfriend in and me and my clone can double team her. Ooooooh yeah.

Would there be contact between you and your clone? It's not homosexual contact if it's really just you.
#27
Quote by epiless
this happened to me. actually i was the clone, and i killed that pompous ****er. now everyone thinks im the real me.
P..P..Paul Gilbert?

o_0

And pertaining to the question, definitely fight.
Last edited by Pat_s1t at Nov 21, 2009,
#28
Quote by Alex Vik
Fight. I'm straight, and buttsex with another male is still buttsex, not masturbation.

This proves that you are probably ugly.
#31
Quote by Alex Vik
I get jerked off by myself, I don't stick my dick in my ass every night.

so a mans hand caressing your groin gets you off? to the point of explosion?


edit: better question. Would you let your clone give you a handjob?
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
Last edited by GaijinFoot at Nov 21, 2009,
#32
Homo = same
Sexual = ... don't make me draw you a map, lol.

Sex with your clone? Dude, it doesn't get any more homo than that.
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#33
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Homo = same
Sexual = ... don't make me draw you a map, lol.

Sex with your clone? Dude, it doesn't get any more homo than that.

I'd call it autosexual.
#34
Quote by GaijinFoot
so a mans hand caressing your groin gets you off? to the point of explosion?


edit: better question. Would you let your clone give you a handjob?

It's my hand, and it's not my hand doing it, it's the porn on my screen doing it.

No, because I wouldn't have any porn to get me off.
#35
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Homo = same
Sexual = ... don't make me draw you a map, lol.

Sex with your clone? Dude, it doesn't get any more homo than that.

This reasoning is sound.

And I would say fight, for the sheer entertainment of being able to punch my mirror image.
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#36
Quote by Alex Vik
It's my hand, and it's not my hand doing it, it's the porn on my screen doing it.

No, because I wouldn't have any porn to get me off.

ok. So we've established that you watch porn while a man jerks you off.


The real question is can I watch porn while you jerk me off.
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#37
Quote by Alex Vik
It's my hand, and it's not my hand doing it, it's the porn on my screen doing it.

No, because I wouldn't have any porn to get me off.

You don't need porn to get off. Ever fantasized before?
#38
Quote by Holy Katana
You don't need porn to get off. Ever fantasized before?

only about his clone
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#40
Quote by Holy Katana
You don't need porn to get off. Ever fantasized before?

Well, before I had a computer I had to fantasize, but I still had to see the image/video beforehand, as I can't fap to something that never happened.
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