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#1
My USB laser mouse is broken (when I plug it in it surges the port whatever)

Does anyone know something cool I could make out of/do with it?

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Warned for trolling!


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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
#2
Fling it through your neighbor's window.
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#5
You could make it a piece of trash by throwing the broken thing in the garbage. That or you could make it your wife and love it forever.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#6
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You could make it a piece of trash by throwing the broken thing in the garbage. That or you could make it your wife and love it forever.


This isn't the thread for the plot of Pretty Woman.
#7
modify the laser to blind people on site, or erase their memory. whatever works for you mr. smith.
#9
You could feed it some cheese.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#13
Use it as a baseball


or eat it
" When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."-Jimi Hendrix
#15
make a badass belt with the mouse itself as a beltbuckle.
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
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#16
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inb4 rape? Or was that post about Pretty Women considered rape?


Not really. I don't remember any raping in the movie?
I just remember Julia Roberts being hot when I first saw the movie. I was 12. >_>
#17
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Toilet chain.

do it!

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make a badass belt with the mouse itself as a beltbuckle.

Maybe, I want it (or its parts) to live on as something functional.

Can't trash it, it has a sticker with a garbage can with an X through it.

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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
#18
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Not really. I don't remember any raping in the movie?
I just remember Julia Roberts being hot when I first saw the movie. I was 12. >_>


I was thinking more along the lines of the line about loving it forever. But I could just be a moron too...
#19
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I was thinking more along the lines of the line about loving it forever. But I could just be a moron too...


Yeah falling in love with a prostitute.
I mean, how many prostitutes look like Julia Roberts?
#20
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Yeah falling in love with a prostitute.
I mean, how many prostitutes look like Julia Roberts?


Well one by my count! Hahaha
#21
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Yeah falling in love with a prostitute.
I mean, how many prostitutes look like Julia Roberts?

What are you talking about? Most prostitues have an abnormally large mouth like Julia Roberts.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#22
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What are you talking about? Most prostitues have an abnormally large mouth like Julia Roberts.


I guess this is true, but she looked awfully clean. >_>
#23
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I guess this is true, but she looked awfully clean. >_>

Just because a toilet looks clean doesn't make sitting on it bare assed a great idea. Same thing with women.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#24
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Just because a toilet looks clean doesn't make sitting on it bare assed a great idea. Same thing with women.


Urg don't mind me Im buzzed. >_<
All I know is Julia Roberts is hot=3
#25
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Urg don't mind me Im buzzed. >_<
All I know is Julia Roberts is hot=3

Yeah, you must be buzzed. Otherwise you'd notice the stunning similarities between Julia Roberts and Steven Tyler.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#26
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Yeah, you must be buzzed. Otherwise you'd notice the stunning similarities between Julia Roberts and Steven Tyler.

NO IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN
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what...what have you done?!?!
#29
A necklace, a Pokeball, a sex toy, a yo-yo, or a fishing pole.

Or you could beat the shit out of people with it.
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#30
I call your Julia Roberts, and raise you an additional Julia Roberts.

The below is false.
The above is true.

*world implodes*
#31
Feed it to your pet snake.
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#33
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use it as an anal bead

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#35
Put it on a cracker and eat it!
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Buy fresh sliced deli ham and stop being a bitch. Also, never microwave ham ever, it's in strict violation of ham law.
#36
make a medieval weapon out of it?




????



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#39
I thought you meant the animal. I thought maybe you sadistically murdered a mouse and wanted to perform experiments on its dead body.

I am dissapoint.
#40
feed it to your cat


METALEDIT: just read op, make a weapon out of it

Last edited by metal_al73 at Nov 22, 2009,
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