Happy birthday old friend!
A year already since we last met
Go on, blow out all one hundred candles
And again wish for the days with good ol' Youth
The days when you walked on the beach
Hand in hand
And to the altar
When you both vowed to never part

But Youth was a flirt
And your name is Age
So Youth left for Lust and Greed
And had a sickly child named Disease

I'm glad you found your true love after
The one who loves you forever and ever
Who has to be by your side
And the bond grows stronger
As the body gets weaker

So Age got married
Bought a house next to a scorching lake
Another on a chilly cloud
Lived happily ever after as a family
And had a healthy child named Immortality