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And now you expect a public stoning because of your willingness to relinquish whatever manhood you had? You deserve one.
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#3
NOT a cool story, bro.
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#4
why, I'm sure you knew you wouldn't like it, so why go waste your time and money and them come here and bitch about how much of an idiot you are?
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#5
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And now you expect a public stoning because of your willingness to relinquish whatever manhood you had? You deserve one.


rough but fair
did you go with a girl?
#6
I've read all the books and didnt mind them but hated twilight. My best friend wanted to see it for some ****ed up reason and needless to say I was bored shitless the entire through and walked out to take a piss at one point. The only thing that kept me entertained were the giggling 13 year olds next to us which was pretty funny.

Also how ****ING RIPPED WAS JACOB!??
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#7
i saw it too (girlfriend and i have a bike so dont need to ride on the bandwagon)
same as the first, unbelievable and annoying main characters and awful fight scenes.

however the Dad and the main werewolf made what parts they were in bearable.
#8
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I'll get the the pitchforks and lanterns so we can march towards his house angrily.

I only said lantern because I forgot the correct term for a piece of wood with a fire at the top. What the hell, erm.. I can do this.. They have them in the legend of Zelda...


Torch?
#11
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And now you expect a public stoning because of your willingness to relinquish whatever manhood you had? You deserve one.

Pft, Twilight destroys womanhood too. It is THAT scary. It destroys HUMANITY.
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I'll get the the pitchforks and lanterns so we can march towards his house angrily.

I only said lantern because I forgot the correct term for a piece of wood with a fire at the top. What the hell, erm.. I can do this.. They have them in the legend of Zelda...


Torch lol:p
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#15
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And now you expect a public stoning because of your willingness to relinquish whatever manhood you had? You deserve one.


No, I'm perfectly confident in my manhood, but either way, the film was awful.

Didn't your mother ever teach you not to say anything if it wasn't nice? Oh, wait, forgot where I was.

I went with about...fifteen girls. And a couple of other guys.

Anybody else see it?
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#18
I just find it funny that even members of the Vatican have slandered this pitiful excuse of a movie.
Honestly, I feel for you dude. However, I do not easily bend to the wills of women. My current missis invited me out today to go see it with some of our mates...and I havent seen her in about 3 weeks. Yet here I am, sat in the pit.
#19
I remember when I went to the movies with a bunch of girls and a few friends and they chose to see Mamma Mia. Little did I know it was a musical which just pushed me over the edge I left halfway through ofcourse
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#20
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I remember when I went to the movies with a bunch of girls and a few friends and they chose to see Mamma Mia. Little did I know it was a musical which just pushed me over the edge I left halfway through ofcourse

Been there dude. I was extremely hungover at a friends' house and she decided to watch it. I was incapacitated due to the large quantity of shots and pots and thus couldn't move.

I'm also curious as to why you've read the books...?

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#21
I'm going to see it with my girlfriend and some friends....to mock it. My girlfriend is a wearing her 'Vampires don't sparkle shirt'....I'll probably be rockin' my Pedobear shirt for lulz.
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#22
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I'm also curious as to why you've read the books...?


If this was directed toward me, I haven't. And due to my first Twilight experience, never will.
#23
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Been there dude. I was extremely hungover at a friends' house and she decided to watch it. I was incapacitated due to the large quantity of shots and pots and thus couldn't move.

I'm also curious as to why you've read the books...?


lol my friend put them in my hands and told me to read them and that they were awesome. I didnt know about any of the hype and it was the first time I'd ever heard of the book so I just read it. tbh they werent too bad and i enjoyed the read but the parady summaries are much funnier
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#24
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rough but fair
did you go with a girl?

i seen the first one at a cinema with a girl she wasnt to happy when i burst out laughing at shiny vampires...I only really was intrested in it cause i like hayley williams and was like she might be in it.She wasnt but i laughed at shiny vampires and still do
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lol my friend put them in my hands and told me to read them and that they were awesome. I didnt know about any of the hype and it was the first time I'd ever heard of the book so I just read it. tbh they werent too bad and i enjoyed the read but the parady summaries are much funnier

They weren't horrible but they most definitely aren't as good as near every teenage girl in my school says they are. I always ask if they read aside from Twilight. They say no. I say, exactly. It's poorly written and Meyer is a nutcase trying to live her own fantasy.
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#26
the only part of new moon i like is on the advert when edward gets his faced smashed into the floor, then thrown into some stairs
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#27
Dude, I feel for you.
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This. The only way that is acceptable is if you got some as a result.
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#30
you think that's bad?

i had to WORK the Toronto Premiere!!
Do you understand how shitty that was??

I work at the Elgin Theatre as an usher. I have never seen so many goddamn annoying ass preteen brats in one spot before...

dear god.
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#31
I saw it, read the books too, it was important to my girlfriend, I didn't hate them and I didn't love them, they were alright. Most teenage guys have some huge problem with it because girls get really into it, I think having a huge hate for it is worse than having a huge love of it
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#33
pfft, I have a friend who went to see it on the first night, and she said that all the emo 14 year olds started screaming when the film started..

geez, It really can't be that good.
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#34
I'll probably download and watch new moon at some point. I didn't really enjoy the first one but hey, it wasn't a complete disaster either.
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I saw it, read the books too, it was important to my girlfriend, I didn't hate them and I didn't love them, they were alright. Most teenage guys have some huge problem with it because girls get really into it, I think having a huge hate for it is worse than having a huge love of it

dude..

you didn't have to show 1500 girls all gushing over "Edward" (A ****IN FAKE STORYBOOK VAMPIRE FOR ****S SAKE) or arguing over whether Jacob Or Edward is better (its not like you have a chance anyway girl, they're clearly both gay and you're 12) and how the last movie was amazing and how much they love stpahnie meyer and when will the next one b....

i don't have the energy to go on. It's SERIOUSLY taxing to put up with that shit for an extended period. You think listening to 2 chicks in the back of English class whisper about it for 20 minutes is too much to bear? Imagine nearly 2 1/2 hours, except with 1500 of them... not to mention the gay ass dudes who came because they actually -- *burp* -- Like it!

the only solace i could take was in my fellow male coworkers and the brave boyfriends who made the trek to the premiere in the name of pussy
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#36
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dude..

you didn't have to show 1500 girls all gushing over "Edward" (A ****IN FAKE STORYBOOK VAMPIRE FOR ****S SAKE) or arguing over whether Jacob Or Edward is better (its not like you have a chance anyway girl, they're clearly both gay and you're 12) and how the last movie was amazing and how much they love stpahnie meyer and when will the next one b....

i don't have the energy to go on. It's SERIOUSLY taxing to put up with that shit for an extended period. You think listening to 2 chicks in the back of English class whisper about it for 20 minutes is too much to bear? Imagine nearly 2 1/2 hours, except with 1500 of them... not to mention the gay ass dudes who came because they actually -- *burp* -- Like it!

the pnly solace i could take was in my fellow male coworkers and they brave boyfriends who made the trek to the premiere in the name of pussy

Admittedly some girls take it too far but getting worked up over it is just illogical dude.
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#37
Thankfully, I work as a projectionist in a movie theater (meaning I didn't have to deal with hordes of screaming teenage fan-girls). However, the theaters are completely packed - there was a preview screening of New Moon on Thursday night at 10:00 and there were girls lined up waiting for it at 4:30.
#38
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Admittedly some girls take it too far but getting worked up over it is just illogical dude.

ok well, maybe i'm a bit biased, because all of those "some" girls were all concentrated into one theatre at one time for one premiere and I had to deal with them
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ok well, maybe i'm a bit biased, because all of those "some" girls were all concentrated into one theatre at one time for one premiere and I had to deal with them



But it was interesting/weird to see girls react to that Jacob take off his shirt, they went CRAZY, like if any guy went that crazy if a girl took off her top he'd be called a complete pervert... Interesting.
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#40
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I'm going to see it with my girlfriend and some friends....to mock it. My girlfriend is a wearing her 'Vampires don't sparkle shirt'....I'll probably be rockin' my Pedobear shirt for lulz.


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