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#1
the worst place you have ever slept after a big night or just for fun

ive slept in a tunnel at a playground one night cause i had nowhere reasonable to sleep

sure someone could top that with somewhere less accommodating
#3
when i was a kid i used to take cardboard boxes and sleep in them and pretend i was homeless, with a blanket they're quite comfortable
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#5
Jail. Well, the place they put the arrested people.
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#6
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I've slept in someone's garage on a pool table wearing nothing but jeans and no cover.
I've slept on countless amounts of stairs.
I've slept on a trampoline during the first frost of the year.


trampolines are fantastic pads but i dont know about in the frost
that pretty ballsy
#8
outside on a couch in sub-freezing temperatures. Pool table, staircase, front porch on a bench type thing... the places you expect drunks to sleep
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#10
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trampolines are fantastic pads but i dont know about in the frost
that pretty ballsy


well this trampoline was awful, there were three other people on it so we all slid into the middle in a heap, the material left us covered in cuts and scrapes and we were freezing.

The second time we tried it we did it in summer, that was even worse the heat was unbearable, that with being in a heap again and the cuts and scrapes.
#11
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good job you didnt come across him though
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#12
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good job you didnt come across him though

Oh, I remember him. He was asleep on the counter to my right.
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#15
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#16
Illegally camped in a local park, in my shed about 5 times, spend the night on a swing on a playground near my house and slept on the roof of a hospital.

Actually, the first one was mad fun, and the hospital was also fun, but cold.

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#18
Outside someones front door. I remember seeing a guy passing out under somebodys tent at electric picnic this year. I felt like he deserved a medal.
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#19
Now I think about it;

It's quite the paradox.

If ur body falls a sleep somewhere, it mustn't be that bad of a place to sleep

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#20
After one drunken night out I got into a fight with a couple of douchebags at this party and left early, walked the 3 miles home and when I got there it was about 4am and I didn't have a key. I thought I'd leave my family to sleep and found a ditch in the side of the road to sleep in. This was in Scotland, mid-winter in about -8 degrees with nothing but a tshirt and jeans.

I gave up after 30 minutes.

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#21
In a patch of nettles next to a ditch. And, of course, on the floor of the bathroom, next to the toilet.

Man, i'm classy.
#22
floor of a youth hostel in munich, germany. woke up to learn that it wasn't even the hostel i was booked in. i don't speak german.
#24
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#25
-in an abandoned cattle market
-in a derelict 'Haunted' house (Strange things happened that night!)
-in a dis-used undrground bomb shelter thing.
-numerous cramped, cold cars/vans
-in a random garage
-in a football stand. got kicked out of a house party and ended up there. got woke up by police.

i can pretty much sleep anywere, it just the cold that gets me.
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#26
Not as cool as most here, but in a house that looked like one of those reality shows where they bring people in to clean the place the **** up. Pigsty and a half.

Cold enough (inside!) to see your breath, slept on a tattoo bench
#27
A rather unconfortable hospital bed

or when I stayed over at a friends, he insisted on having all the lights on and having some video playing loudly. And I was laid on the floor.
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#28
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#29
Bus shelter.
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#30
One week on the floor in a friends apartment. No mattress or covers or anything. Not even a carpet to lie on. It was horrible. My back, hips and kneecaps were sore as fuck.


And in the forest. But that wasn't so horrible, I actually had a good nights sleep. The bad part was when I woke up. My whole face was swollen from mosquitobites.
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#31
I've sleeped in bathroom with towel on floor. Well, my back was little bit hard on morning but nothing bad !
#32
-on the floor with nothing but a small towel
-on a trampoline, but that was actually quite comfortable
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#33
A sawmill full of folksingers.

Edit: In a monster truck tyre at a festival. People kept kicking me.
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#34
Kicked out of a friends place, snuck back in and slept in their shed on concrete when it was like 0 degrees celcius. Got around an hour sleep. Before I snuck back in I was sleeping in a playground slide but couldn't stand it
#36
A friend of mine, we were on a festival, and he went for a walk.

He was so tired, drunk and stoned, that he accidentally walked into the tent across ours, and fell a sleep.

He got woken up through good ol bitch slapping by the tent owner, and struggled back to drink a beer with me.

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#37
At a party, I had to pick the place to sleep which was covered in beer and sick, and also the place where people are most likely to kick you all night long. After about an hour of this, someone thought they'd get the sofa bed out without telling me. I was devestated.
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#38
in the sand dunes at blackpool
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#39
me and my mate slept on this guys front lawn then i was woken up by the owner yelling at us, then as i got up he started to run after us so i started running but my mate was still sick so he stayed asleep on this guys front lawn, after he stopped chasing me he told me he thought we were vandalising his house so i walked back got my mate who was throwing up everywere and pushed him home in a trolley
#40
top of a 15ft vert ramp at NASS. that was a hard on to get down from

and in the middle of a corn field after getting lost going home. fortunately, i was the one carrying all the booze for that night
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