#1
you know im skilled enough on guitar
to play 4 3 hours in a restaurant

in the old days a trade to live on garrenteed

****in restaurants theve all got piped music

i wanna go strait cancelled unless sumone sees the light in live music

i hear the ritz can still put on a string quartet
i also hear its booked solid

argh the futility of life

bloody pubs have banned the piano n all
#2
wat
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#3
Umm..... ok?
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#4
I'm gonna be honest here and say I have no idea what I just read.

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#5
What are you saying, lassie? Is timmy stuck in the well?
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#7
why does you like retard talk?

And what the ****ing shit?

EDIT: furthermore Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Last edited by metalmanjosip at Nov 22, 2009,
#9
I tried to comprehend that again, but still nothing. Seriously.



Edit: Curse you filter.

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#14
Oh i get it.

TS had a rather violent encounter with a hermaphrodite dressed as a pirate and upon hearing the news that thatcher had indeed died decided to join a man called jack in a drink to the work of zombie shakespere. after this lengthy encounter he was suprised to find his long lost puppy swimming in the blood of a thousand virgins.

cool story bro
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#15
the more i try to understand that, the less sense it makes.


and now here is a picture of a duck
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

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#17
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the more i try to understand that, the less sense it makes.


and now here is a picture of a duck


Wow, and what a fine duck that is.
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#18
Flock!
Brasil.

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#20
So i said to the guy: "i hear the ritz can still put on a string quartet, i also hear its booked solid"

and he was all: "in the old days a trade to live on garrenteed"

to which i could only retort: "bloody pubs have banned the piano n all"
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#21
You'd get more bookings if you didn't look like a child molester... sorry dude but really, cut ya hair
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#22
Quote by MHDrunk
You'd get more bookings if you didn't look like a child molester... sorry dude but really, cut ya hair


Let me look....

Holy Shit!

+1 to MHDrunk!
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#23
Has anyone really been far even as garrenteed to use even go want to do look more like string quartet?
#25
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Has anyone really been far even as garrenteed to use even go want to do look more like string quartet?


His post is pretty easy to understand.
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#26
im sory i dont underrstading can you to expline?

But I think TS is complaining about how there are few places to play live music?
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#27
Quote by MHDrunk
His post is pretty easy to understand.


ummm....

WHAT!!?

i know there is a message in there somewhere but EASY?



EDIT: and what the **** is "skill him"
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
Last edited by metalmanjosip at Nov 22, 2009,
#28
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His post is pretty easy to understand.

It sounds really cryptic, I might spend the night trying to unravel its mystery.

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#29
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#30
My head hurts.
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#31
you know im skilled enough on guitar
to play 4 3 hours in a restaurant

I am a decent guitarist. I could easily play 3 or 4 hours in a restaurant.

in the old days a trade to live on garrenteed

Jobs like this used to be easy to get.

****in restaurants theve all got piped music

But the restaurants don't want guitarists anymore

i wanna go strait cancelled unless sumone sees the light in live music

I think I'm just going to give up if the restaurants don't come around and start booking guitarists again soon

i hear the ritz can still put on a string quartet
i also hear its booked solid

The ritz still books guitarists, but there's no openings

argh the futility of life

bloody pubs have banned the piano n all

My life sucks. I can't even get a job playing a piano in a pub.
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#32
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PEAR


You flaming idiot.

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*uber good translation*


1) why didnt he just say that?
2) since when do you speak retardese?
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
Last edited by metalmanjosip at Nov 22, 2009,
#33
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You flaming idiot.

Same to you, don't quote the damn thing

Edit: Tricksy hobbit...

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