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#1
So last night, i was at my girlfriends house, and she has a little brother. Well my girlfriends little brother is 11, and he went downstairs to play xbox, while me n my gf watched a movie. My gf was distracted, and she ended up sucking my penis. Well, shes goin at it and im so effin happy, then, her little brother walks upstairs and sees her sucking me on the couch. Definately my most FML moment.
Any more FML moments from yall in the pit?
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#3
Misspelling the title of a topic I just posted is pretty awkward
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#4
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#7
Kid, you don't want to challenge the pit in the awkward moments category...
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#9
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#12
Well... this is pretty ackward
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#13
Boy, don't get me started on my ackward moments.
Actually, I don't even have any...
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#14
Well when I was 11 I met my sister's boyfriend, then went to play CoD.
I then went upstairs to ask her something and saw her suckin' his dick.
I was like:

"Well... This is Ackward."
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#15
Are you from northeastern america? If not, you should't be saying ackward.
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#17
I think it's a lot more awkward for your girlfriend. She's not gonna have much fun at the next family meal...
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#18
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Well when I was 11 I met my sister's boyfriend, then went to play CoD.
I then went upstairs to ask her something and saw her suckin' his dick.
I was like:

"Well... This is Ackward."

He said last night, nice try though.

But yeah I'd imagine that would be pretty awkward, what happened afterwards or did he just stare until you finished?
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#23
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nevermind 'Ackward' wat the hell does 'FML' mean?


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Last edited by sg255 at Nov 22, 2009,
#26
A while back.. several months, I thought it'd be an awesome idea to try experimenting fapping with lube (bear in mind this is approx. 2am). I couldn't think of anything to use, I had nothing in my room and I wasn't prepared to walk around the house rummaging at unsociable hours, bollock naked with a projecting erection.
I looked up on my shelf, SHAMPOO! What a brilliant idea! I poured a good amount into my hand and started going for it. It felt good for the first 40 seconds. After that it started to get pretty sticky. After a good 5-10 minutes and still no climax, I gave up hope.
I got out of bed (pitch black room), with a raging, red erection. I opened my door to creep into the bathroom to wash of the pathetic excuse for lubricant I had so elegantly massaged into my cock, only to find my Dad stood in the hallway, whilst I stood there in horror with a 'rock on' lathered in thick white sticky cream.

Needless to say... it was very ackward.

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#29
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My gf was distracted, and she ended up sucking my penis.



#31
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fuc|< my life


That looks freakin' nasty.

Anyway, it's "fuck my life"

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#32
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A while back.. several months, I thought it'd be an awesome idea to try experimenting fapping with lube (bear in mind this is approx. 2am). I couldn't think of anything to use, I had nothing in my room and I wasn't prepared to walk around the house rummaging at unsociable hours, bollock naked with a projecting erection.
I looked up on my shelf, SHAMPOO! What a brilliant idea! I poured a good amount into my hand and started going for it. It felt good for the first 40 seconds. After that it started to get pretty sticky. After a good 5-10 minutes and still no climax, I gave up hope.
I got out of bed (pitch black room), with a raging, red erection. I opened my door to creep into the bathroom to wash of the pathetic excuse for lubricant I had so elegantly massaged into my cock, only to find my Dad stood in the hallway, whilst I stood there in horror with a 'rock on' lathered in thick white sticky cream.

Needless to say... it was very ackward.

Do I win something?



Made my day (thankyou dearly)
#33
Quote by Vauxite
A while back.. several months, I thought it'd be an awesome idea to try experimenting fapping with lube (bear in mind this is approx. 2am). I couldn't think of anything to use, I had nothing in my room and I wasn't prepared to walk around the house rummaging at unsociable hours, bollock naked with a projecting erection.
I looked up on my shelf, SHAMPOO! What a brilliant idea! I poured a good amount into my hand and started going for it. It felt good for the first 40 seconds. After that it started to get pretty sticky. After a good 5-10 minutes and still no climax, I gave up hope.
I got out of bed (pitch black room), with a raging, red erection. I opened my door to creep into the bathroom to wash of the pathetic excuse for lubricant I had so elegantly massaged into my cock, only to find my Dad stood in the hallway, whilst I stood there in horror with a 'rock on' lathered in thick white sticky cream.

Needless to say... it was very ackward.

Do I win something?




Should have said something like "What are you looking at? It's neutral pH and moisturising effects keep my pubes silky smooth and with firm roots from the first wash."
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#34
My sister walked in on me going down on my girlfriend.

It was ackward.
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#36
Oh god, there's a bitch in my class who pronounces it as"ackward".

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#37
Quote by Vauxite
A while back.. several months, I thought it'd be an awesome idea to try experimenting fapping with lube (bear in mind this is approx. 2am). I couldn't think of anything to use, I had nothing in my room and I wasn't prepared to walk around the house rummaging at unsociable hours, bollock naked with a projecting erection.
I looked up on my shelf, SHAMPOO! What a brilliant idea! I poured a good amount into my hand and started going for it. It felt good for the first 40 seconds. After that it started to get pretty sticky. After a good 5-10 minutes and still no climax, I gave up hope.
I got out of bed (pitch black room), with a raging, red erection. I opened my door to creep into the bathroom to wash of the pathetic excuse for lubricant I had so elegantly massaged into my cock, only to find my Dad stood in the hallway, whilst I stood there in horror with a 'rock on' lathered in thick white sticky cream.

Needless to say... it was very ackward.

Do I win something?


You win Mick Jagger

#38
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My gf was distracted, and she ended up sucking my penis.


im pretty sure this means you raped her
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#39
my boyfriend's sister walked in on us doin' the dirty that's probably on a similar level of ackward
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#40
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my boyfriend's sister walked in on us doin' the dirty that's probably on a similar level of ackward

If she didn't know he was gay then I think it may be a higher level of ackwardness.
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Last edited by Venice King at Nov 22, 2009,