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...and in the median of the parkway there was a man doing something. At first it looked like he was digging something up. But when we get closer we notice this guy is chopping this deers head off! I know he didn't shoot it or kill it because his truck was on the other side of the parkway. But he's just chopping this deers head off like he does it everyday. It kind of made sick seeing this guy do this. I mean I have nothing against hunting it's just that this guy didn't even kill the animal and take it to fix it for food he just chops it's head off for a trophy. So what does the pit think of this?
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#2
I think you should stay out of my deer head business.
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...and in the median of the parkway there was a man doing something. At first it looked like he was digging something up. But when we get closer we notice this guy is chopping this deers head off! I know he didn't shoot it or kill it because his truck was on the other side of the parkway. But he's just chopping this deers head off like he does it everyday. It kind of made sick seeing this guy do this. I mean I have nothing against hunting it's just that this guy didn't even kill the animal and take it to fix it for food he just chops it's head off for a trophy. So what does the pit think of this?


hold up, did you see him just take the head and dump the body? or are you assuming he did?
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No he chopped the head off with an axe and just left
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#9
I don't see a problem... If he wants it he's probably gonna put it to better use than if it just rotted on the side of the road.


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#10
Maybe he really liked the deers head. Seeing as the deer is no longer alive it would have been a shame to let it go to waste if somebody has a use for it. Some sort of deviant sex toy I'd wager.
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Also, I'd like to mention that since you were on your way back from church and saw such an odd sight, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???
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#13
Oh you religious sheep and your encounters with deer hunters.
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who goes to church

I do.

And TS, was the deer alive? Because that'd just be messed up.
#15
Well now no need to bash on him for going to church guys, to each his/her own pass-times.

Sounds like the man was pretty psycho, call the cops?
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What does the fact that you were coming home from church have to do with anything?

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I do.

And TS, was the deer alive? Because that'd just be messed up.

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What does the fact that you were coming home from church have to do with anything?


He was quite obviously setting the scene, just to make sure people knew that he doesn't make a living watching dead deers until somebody does something odd to them.

On that note, if he wants to go to church he can, it's a relatively free country and the angsty pre 20 satanist act is so 2003.
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#19
I'm pretty sure the deer was already dead, and no I didn't call the cops. It just kind of creeped me out that this guy stops in the middle of the parkway just to chop a deers head off
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#20
So I was chopping this deer's head off and this kid was coming home (from church I think, he was holding a bible). I'm there minding my own business, but he just gapes at me like he's never seen a dude chop a deer's head off before. Kids these days.
#21
Lots of people do it. They either take the antlers or the whole head like a plaque.
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#22
1. research. often times the fish and wilflife department likes to know specifics about deer, sex, age, breed, diseases, etc.
2. he did kill it and is disposing of evidence, like if it was a female and u can only shoot males there
3. they drugged ur holy water. ur on acid. you are now an orange. why are you peeling mr. orange?
#23
well, it is hunting season

it's messed up he would just leave the body like that, but there's not much you can really do i'm afraid.
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#24
Sounds like you have a serial deer axe-murderer on your hands.
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Oh you religious sheep and your encounters with deer hunters.

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Also, I'd like to mention that since you were on your way back from church and saw such an odd sight, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???

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#29
This. This is what happened when you go to church when it's not a sunday.
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#30
How do you know he didn't work for those guys that go around picking up roadkill....?
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#32
Hold up, hold up, HOLD THE **** UP.......


Church?
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#33
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1. research. often times the fish and wilflife department likes to know specifics about deer, sex, age, breed, diseases, etc.
2. he did kill it and is disposing of evidence, like if it was a female and u can only shoot males there
3. they drugged ur holy water. ur on acid. you are now an orange. why are you peeling mr. orange?


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Strike the odd one out

erm....deer?
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#35


This totally reminds me of the time i was working at fortinos. I was on cart duty and i had to go grab the carts, you know. So this one cart had something in it covered in a bag. I open the bag and there was a freaking deer head in it. I went to my manager who was having a smoke at the time, and i told her, "I found a deer head in a cart!" She looked at me as if i was crazy. Sure enough she came and saw it, called the police, and it gets boring from there. True story.

Maybe the guy plants deer heads in shopping carts. poor deer
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#36
The man was supposed to be the Jews, and the deer is supposed to be Jesus, right?

Or is this story real?

I don't know, whatever.
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