#1
First of all, I'm not bashing on scene kids.

Me and a few friends were walking through the mall yesterday, and we were talking about how crazy some "scenes" are, and we started making jokes up about them.

Like scene kids are cool if they shop at baby gap.

Or if you didn't have a metal band name cut into your arm, your not a troo brootal fan.


Does the pit have any scene jokes?
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#3
i smell no potential

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#4
Are scenes and emos the same thing....?

What the heck...

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree...?

Cut the rope...

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#9
I'm not sure I've ever heard less funny attempts at jokes...
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#10
I'm not making fun of just your average scene kids, I meant like these kind of scenes http://yourscenesucks.com
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I'm not making fun of just your average scene kids, I meant like these kind of scenes http://yourscenesucks.com


Who looks like a crab?
Crabcore.


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#12
alright, an emo, and a scene kid jump out of a plane, who hits the ground first?


Who cares?

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#13
Who looks like a crab?
Crabcore.


amidoinitrite?


No.


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alright, an emo, and a scene kid jump out of a plane, who hits the ground first?


Who cares?

amidoinitright?



Yes
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#15
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Jokes weren't funny..

*pic*


I honestly think that they're rather attractive.
Well the one on the left at least.
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#17
Their hair is absolutely ridiculous.
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#18
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Their hair is absolutely ridiculous.


Is that bad?
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Far worse that people have seen. *PIC*

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Scene isn't enough of a joke on its own?


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#27
Scene kids are a parody of themselves honestly.
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#28
How do you make a scene kid say 'huh'?

Ask who Jimi Hendrix is.

How do you make a scene kid say 'yay!'

Play an Attack Attack song.
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