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#1
ok so, my boyfriend admitted one time that he had a thing for poop. I thought he was just being a gross boy; but today we were just having sex and we were really into it and he pulls out and goes "OH GOD CHELSEA I JUST WANT TO TAKE A DUMP ON YOU" and he starts trying to POOP ON MY BOOBS. Like he was squeezing really hard and really trying to shit on me. I was like "WHAT THE F*** JAKE" so i kicked him out of my dorm and threw his clothes outside.

Now he is really upset, and I'm upset and i'm freaked out... and this is ruining my life :|

what do i do
#5
Don't want to be an ass, but yeh. Nice story. I guess there's something wrong with your boyfriend.
#6
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#10
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you guys im serious

it rly sucks.


just let him do it once. after that if its as gross as it sounds have a talk with him about it.
#13
I call troll. Besides, sex thread, yeah?
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Holy shit.


lmao at these puns. The shit has hit the fan.
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#16
Clearly you need to kill him in his sleep and write satanic incantations on the walls in his blood.
kill all humans
#17
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#19
TS is really a man
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#20
yeh that's pretty weird, just tell him you're not into that sorta thing and that if he tries it again you'll bite off his nipples or something i don't know
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#25
dude, I'd be shitting myself if that ever happened to me
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#26
you cant stand that kind of shit huh?
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#27
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what do i do

Assuming you're serious, I would say the first thing to NOT do is tell an internet chatroom full of teenage boys about this
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#29
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I call troll. Besides, sex thread, yeah?


we don't need trolls in the sex thread, thank you
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#31
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I smelled this troll from a mile away



I sensed troll as soon as I saw boyfriend.

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#32
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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

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#33
the poster may be a troll.....either that or her boyfriend is a pigeon
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#35
Quote by Mad-Mike_J83
the poster may be a troll.....either that or her boyfriend is a pigeon


Or any domesticated avian, as it happens.
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#36
wow your boyfriend really put you in the shit with that one

the whole situation smells of suspicion

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#40
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He's got his glasses on already!

He's meant to put them on after the pun, damnit!
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