#1
Say you had a stick and this dog came up to you and wanted to eat you. What would be the best way to fight the dog, would you just swing at it or use it a a spear or what.
Btw it doesnt have to be a dog, it could any other animal that eats people. And also the stick would probably be around 1m or something like that.
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#3
Throw the stick, yell "go fetch!", run away.

or

Wait for it to get just barely within the 1m range and....WHAPPO! Baseball swing FTW.
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#10
I would brake it down in to very small parts, which I would stack one on top of the other, and then stand on top of, out of the dogs reach. Then, when it turned around to get a better look (after all, dogs can neither look up nor walk backwards), I would jump on top of it, and snap it's neck.
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#11
Well if it seemed interested in the stick I would throw it and run the opposite direction. Or stab it in it's mouth as it's jumping up at me to chomp my face off.
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Well if it seemed interested in the stick I would throw it and run the opposite direction. Or stab it in it's mouth as it's jumping up at me to chomp my face off.


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What about a Pointed Stick?

Would that possibly be a monty python reference there?
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#16
I think it's more important to be able to defend yourself from fresh fruit.
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Would that possibly be a monty python reference there?



I believe it was.
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#19
Dogs eat people?!

Size of the animal would matter to me, also the type of attack. Is it a food bite or a territorial bite? A poodle or a polar bear? Small dogs get a block. A mid-size dog might get a firm smack or two. A large dog trained for protection is going to need much more.

Since you said "eat", I'll assume its a large predator, like a bear or a lion. In which case, I'd want to inflict as much damage as possible, because odds are stacked against me surviving.

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#20
Just crack it in the head with the stick. That'll make it think twice if it doesn't knock it unconscious or kill it.

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Dogs eat people?!

Size of the animal would matter to me, also the type of attack. Is it a food bite or a territorial bite? A poodle or a polar bear? Small dogs get a block. A mid-size dog might get a firm smack or two. A large dog trained for protection is going to need much more.

Since you said "eat", I'll assume its a large predator, like a bear or a lion. In which case, I'd want to inflict as much damage as possible, because odds are stacked against me surviving.



A few months ago here a postman was seriously mauled by a german shepard. One of his arms was almost chewed off (to the point where it had to be amputated) and he lost half of his face. Dogs can be vicious things when they want to be. Breeds like german shepards are easily capable of killing a man.
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#22
I'd go macgyver on his ass and turn the stick into a radio-infected female dog, after which they fall in love and make deformed little puppy's, causing the dog to regret ever meeting me, **** prevention, how's that for revenge
#23
I would just pull my gun and fire a warning shot, that would likely cause the animal to flee, if not well ,then I think you can imagine what comes next.
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A few months ago here a postman was seriously mauled by a german shepard. One of his arms was almost chewed off (to the point where it had to be amputated) and he lost half of his face. Dogs can be vicious things when they want to be. Breeds like german shepards are easily capable of killing a man.


Those are aggressive behavior issues, though. I'm not saying it's impossible, but I've never heard of a dog attacking a human for food, as in predator-prey situations.

Dogs have almost identical DNA to wolves, and they are capable of producing fertile offspring together. Do wolves count? In the case of wolf pack attack, or even a large territorial dog like a german shep or a pit, I'd want to do some serious swinging of the stick, fast and hard...
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Wolves dont really count as they would hunt in packs and there would be no way to defend yourself against that. Just talking about a single animal.
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Those are aggressive behavior issues, though. I'm not saying it's impossible, but I've never heard of a dog attacking a human for food, as in predator-prey situations.

Dogs have almost identical DNA to wolves, and they are capable of producing fertile offspring together. Do wolves count? In the case of wolf pack attack, or even a large territorial dog like a german shep or a pit, I'd want to do some serious swinging of the stick, fast and hard...


Unfortunately I have had to defend myself from a dog and I was fortunately very successful in doing so by kicking it in the head but a stick would have made the whole thing much easier. The fact that dogs share a good share of their DNA with wolves can even come in handy if you ever have to fight one. Because they are pack animals, all you have to do to stop them usually is assert dominance over them which usually means hurting them enough to make them think twice and then making it clear to them that you aren't to be fucked with by pressing the advantage and maybe hurting them again and making yourself look as large as possible. Growling or making a lot of noise helps as well.
Its unfortunate that you have to hurt them but if its a choice between getting mauled by a rottweiler or curbstomping it, I think most would agree that the right choice is obvious.
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#28
Swing swing swing, off hand motion, thrust, thrust, jab, swing, thrust, swing, jab.

Best way to go about it if you ask me.
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Swing swing swing, off hand motion, thrust, thrust, jab, swing, thrust, swing, jab.

Best way to go about it if you ask me.


But what if you go like this:

Swing swing swing, off hand motion, thrust, thrust, jab, swing, thrust, jab, swing
#30
Spartan spear toss. In the eye, I suppose.
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