Poll: Sex while parents are home?
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View poll results: Sex while parents are home?
Yes
167 50%
Yes, if they're asleep
89 27%
No
78 23%
Voters: 335.
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#1
Hi pit. So my special male friend thinks it would be hot to have sex while his parents are home. I, however, think it would be weird, as well as stupid. I was willing to consider it if we were sure they were asleep, but I'm pretty sure he wants the thrill of them being able to walk in at any second. So what's your opinion on sex while parents are home? Poll coming soon.
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#2
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Hi pit. So my special male friend thinks it would be hot to have sex while his parents are home. I, however, think it would be weird, as well as stupid. I was willing to consider it if we were sure they were asleep, but I'm pretty sure he wants the thrill of them being able to walk in at any second. So what's your opinion on sex while parents are home? Poll coming soon.

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i think its stupid though
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#7
I do it all the time.
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#12
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Hi pit. So my special male friend thinks it would be hot to have sex while his parents are home. I, however, think it would be weird, as well as stupid. I was willing to consider it if we were sure they were asleep, but I'm pretty sure he wants the thrill of them being able to walk in at any second. So what's your opinion on sex while parents are home? Poll coming soon.


Done it at both my now ex's place and my place while the folks were home... as long as you're not a screamer and it's not too close to any major meal you should be all right.
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#16
that's messed up. go shag in a forest or something, so he can still feel like evil knievel, but there will be no chance of mum seeing his dong.
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Its only hot if they are in the same room watching, now if they join that would be weird.

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#18
it kinda depends on how much of a taboo sex is in your family. i know a guy who puts on his radio every time he has sex so his parents know they can't come into his room.
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#19
Me and my gf do on sunday mornings usually if she stays over, even when my mum and dad are awake and in te kitchen.
It really doesnt make it any hotter or not, just make sure theyre not the type of parents who walk into his room without knocking.
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#20
As someone who has been walked in on by their parents while doing the deed I can say that the potential embaressment is definately not worth it. I wasn't that my mum was pissed off when she walked in on us, it's that I still haven't heard the fucking end of it from her.
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#21
It's cool, just don't make a habbit out of it. I found out the hard way that you'll get used to it and you both forget you can't make too much noise...
#22
That is so hot that I am slightly aroused.
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#25
Actually whats weirder is they should assume you two going in a room alone together is a knock first zone.. so if they walked in then they are kind of lousy parents... they aren't using common sense :S
#28
Meh, I'm totally down with getting handsy with my gf in the parent's house when we're back on break, but I wouldn't feel comfortable having sex in my house, but a lot of this is due to the layout of the house itself, too easy to get caught in the act.
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#29
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That is so hot that I am slightly aroused.

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#31
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As someone who has been walked in on by their parents while doing the deed I can say that the potential embaressment is definately not worth it. I wasn't that my mum was pissed off when she walked in on us, it's that I still haven't heard the fucking end of it from her.


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#33
Sometimes you can't avoid it, I lived for awhile with my girlfriend in her parents house so there wasn't really a choice. As long as you're quiet enough that they can't hear you, and as long as you don't think about it, it's fine.

I mean your parents probably never had the common decency to refrain from f*cking while you were in the womb, so compared to that, it's nothing.
#34
i've had sex whilst my family have been home, just have slow tender sex to keep the noise down, also the naughtiness of it is a big turn-on for my girlfriend, and for me
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#37
I used to **** with my parents home all the time when I was in high school. My parents just told girls to make sure they parked in the driveway so they didn't get a ticket at night when they slept over and would just let us be all night
#38
Done it with my mum in the house, it doesn't make it any hotter, opposite if anything cuz I tend to worry about it. When she's asleep is fine though. Was scared of waking her up cuz we were kinda shaking the room a bit, and we were just next door. Ended up fine though
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