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#1
Tradesman, 30-40 yrs. Must love tattoos, kids & big girls.


ie, 'I'm a fatass, tattooed single mum in her 30s. Wanna date?'

Post funny personal ads here.
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#2
Quote by MHDrunk
ie, 'I'm a fatass, tattooed single mum in her 30s. Wanna date?'

Post funny personal ads here.


Get a life. It's not funny at all.
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#4
Quote by Harmonius
Get a life. It's not funny at all.


Did I hit a nerve? Let me guess, you've never dated?
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#5
'Yummy mummy'


(basically a few middle-class abomination of MILF)

'BBW' or 'pleasingly plump'.

i.e. delusional fatass.

Epiphone Hummingbird
Epiphone Futura Custom Prophecy (Twin EMG)
Vox Valvetronix VT20+
Vox Wah
Boss MD-2
Danelectro Cool Cat Drive
Boss EQ


#7
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (xxx) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.


Oh yeah, money for candles, but none for plates.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#11
Question: has anyone here rung up a personal ad, if so what were the results?
Yours Sincerely,


Dr. Speakers
#12
I found one!

Quote by MHDrunk
I'm an insecure, lazy scumbag with no purpose and no direction in life, so I feel the need to cover my shame by laughing at other people who make an honest effort. Love me?
#15
Quote by archangels666
I found one!


Awwwww

Quote by MHDrunk
Did I hit a nerve? Let me guess, you've never dated?


Yeah, we shouldn't laugh at those single mums and their honest efforts into getting men to raise other men's progeny
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#16
Quote by archangels666
I found one!

You just did the same...
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#17
Quote by MHDrunk
Awwwww

Yeah, we shouldn't laugh at those single mums and their honest efforts into getting men to raise other men's progeny

Wait, were you trying to use your other post about never dating on me?


Like I said. Please refer to my previous post. You really need something more productive to do.
#18
Anyway, I'm going to go meet up with my girlfriend. I'll leave the secure, directed, shameless and purposeful individuals here to go about their unprovoked insulting without my interference
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#19
Quote by MHDrunk
Anyway, I'm going to go meet up with my girlfriend. I'll leave the secure, directed, shameless and purposeful individuals here to go about their unprovoked insulting without my interference

#21
Hey, I found one!

Quote by archangels666
My Name is archangel666.
666.
Love me?
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#22
Quote by KirkMetallica
Hey, I found one!

*Looks at sig*

That's not my name, you silly. '

AÆdit: Also, I made up my name when I was fourteen. What's your excuse?
Last edited by archangels666 at Nov 23, 2009,
#25
Quote by daytripper75
Incredibly hilarious post

So. How was she?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#26
Submissive male seeks dominant female with extensive knowledge of knots
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#27
Quote by Venice King
Submissive male seeks dominant female with extensive knowledge of knots

I can play the part of a dominant female. And I know more knots than a drunken sailor.
Am I in?????
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#30
Quote by Jackal58
I can play the part of a dominant female. And I know more knots than a drunken sailor.
Am I in?????

Check your pms
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#32
Quote by MHDrunk
Anyway, I'm going to go meet up with my girlfriend. I'll leave the secure, directed, shameless and purposeful individuals here to go about their unprovoked insulting without my interference






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#33
Is this your personal add? I can't really tell? That's also not that funny, she has tattoos and shes 30-40, oh my god those two facts together had me bursting out laughing.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#34
Quote by Venice King
Check your pms

Stand and deliver you, you, you Scot!!!!!!
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#36
Quote by Harmonius
Get a life. It's not funny at all.

Get a sense of humor, you lonely weeaboo.
Quote by Spitz13
**** you, i live in uruguay.
#37
Quote by Jackal58
Stand and deliver you, you, you Scot!!!!!!



To contribute;
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#38
Quote by MHDrunk
Anyway, I'm going to go meet up with my girlfriend. I'll leave the secure, directed, shameless and purposeful individuals here to go about their unprovoked insulting without my interference

fool
#40
Quote by Harmonius
Get a life. It's not funny at all.


What the shit... I swear you left UG... I must be behind on the times.
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