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Or their saltwater cousins, the Crocodiles.

Men, we are gathered to discuss the very beings that will replace us one day as dominating species of the Earth

For centuries, they have kept at bay, carefully plotting

to take over the world



Seriously, I have only recently discovered the awesomeness of Alligators
#2
Are you high?
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#3
Aliigators aren't crocodiles, I believe they are part of a set called Crocodilians which includes Gharials and camens but I'm rusty on my herpetology
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#4
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#5
this guy has to be high
Ill Take it all
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#10
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My mom almost got bit by an alligator. She was standing next to a lake and an alligator jumped up and tried to grab her.

Her own fault for looking like a hippo.
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#13
So me and a couple of friends of mine were in Egypt. We decided to to swim in the Nile. It was hot. We were having fun. This very old Egyptian gentleman walked down the bank to where we were goofing around at and said " The crocodiles feed at 5:00" and left.
We got the fuck out of the Nile.
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#14
hell yea man i alligators and crocodiles are badass i want to have one as a pet
#15
dude and like aligators are bigger then my hand, i bet ine would try and eat my hand if i stuck my hand in its mouth, my hand man, my hand.... yeah

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#16
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hell yea man i alligators and crocodiles are badass i want to have one as a pet

Then watch out for stingrays.
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#17
well, I live in louisiana so I guess I have to be here.

let's see, I know of a pond nearby where a 4 foot one lives, me and my friend go fishing there sometimes.

a guy down the road had one in his pond that he liked, he'd throw it some dead chickens every once in a while, but a few years back some asshole shot it.

and my brother once had his finger bit by an alligator. apparently him and his friend saw it while they were fishing, so they snagged it with their lines and pulled it in. and I guess the alligator had his bait in his mouth so he tried to get it out like a dumbass and it bit his finger... of course the doctors weren't sure if they wanted to believe him or not
#20
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Hmmm, weird considering alligators don't eat hippos.

Or give birth to humans if we're being Buzz Killington.
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I seem to attract girls.
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#22
ill have some of whatever this guys on
Ill Take it all
Arrows and Guns.. Hundreds and more


Save you from one
#23
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oh you've never heard of the hippo manbaby?

Manriverpig????
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#24
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oh you've never heard of the hippo manbaby?

Must...resist...urge... to...google it
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#25
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Share whatever you find.
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#26
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Share whatever you find.

Hundred of drawings of cartoon hippos, picture of pregnant woman and then ultimately this thread.
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#28
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Hundred of drawings of cartoon hippos, picture of pregnant woman and then ultimately this thread.

I am disappoint!!!!!


Of course you'll have to wait to see the results of the above coupling.
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#29
I was going to mention that one picture but thought it would be too weird to describe!
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I seem to attract girls.
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#31
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Anteaters>Alligators
Infact, we should team up, We be you brains, and alligators be the muscle

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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#33
Centuries?!

Bitch, you trippin'.


Those mothas have been around since the dinosaurs!
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

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#34
Alligators would never cooperate with anteaters. They would use them as peons at best, if they were having a good day.

Brawn isnt what makes these beasts

they are pure evil

#36
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The ridiculous size of that picture was to show you lot how stupid I am.

I believe I have corrected your statement sir.
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#37
I feel as though a great white, would destroy a alligator/crocodile in a fight.

Great white sharks, are the scariest animals on the planet, they are so damn frightening. I was chase by a small tiger shark when i used to surf, and that was enough to deter me from ever swimming again...including pools....
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#38
Interior crocodile alligator
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God damn I cant stop saying that!!!
Curse you!!!!!
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