#1
Hi, I'm James, 18 years old.
I used to be pretty drunk lazy ass but...
Now I work, I get 800U$ per month. I dont want guitar stuff, I'm not giving it for you too...
I will save like 200-250 for alcohol and parties, but what about the rest?
I got no girlfriend now, I'm not fat our ugly something, the point is I got used to going out with different girls each weekend. But I want a girlfriend I can hold for a while.
Thanks! Share experiences!


edit: just so let you know, I already own a car http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9885/rs7qygzro8.jpg
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#2
hookers,weed,more weed,hookers....the cycle goes on
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#3
buy UG a missile silo?
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#5
If you don't plan on going to school, then put it in a retirement fund. That way you won't have to be one of those old people you see greeting shoppers at walmart so that they can buy food.
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#6
Buy a new vehichle
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PRS SE Custom 24
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#7
Pick up another musical instrument, like turntables! They're hella fun!

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#9
I bet you could buy a GF off of Amazon... oh wait... damn you rule 30
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The Rev: I’d like to be invisible so I could kill Johnny
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#11
Well, you already got money, so now it's time to fuck bitches.
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#12
Save money, and eventually youll get that inflated doll youve always wanted but never had the 25k cash to pay for

EDIT: LOL at your car, a VW FOX with license plate FOX

Now, you can start by pimping the car a little bit, some stereo upgrades.

And change your title underneath your username, apparently you are not poor.
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