#1
Okay, this is probably my only Pit worthy story, next to my life changing Omegle chat, but that's for later. I got home tonight after school, walk into my room and notice a new bottle of body lotion sitting there on my desk. Long story short, it's for what you think it is, I'm damn sure my mom bought it, and I'm sure she knows what I've been using "her"/ the family body lotion for...


So, is this as ackward as it sounds, or kinda like your mom buying beer for you?
#3
Quote by JDizzle787
So, is this as ackward as it sounds, or kinda like your mom buying beer for you?


So she brang you some lotion to wack your willy?


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#6
maybe she used it for herself in your room and forgot to put it away
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#8
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She just wants to *help you out.


*Jerk off her son.

Ew...
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#10
Maybe she doesn't want you to have dry skin. Not too ackward.
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#11
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So she brang you some lotion to wack your willy?


maybe... Like I said, I found it on the desk, new and unused... and she's been complaining about the disappearing/ strange locations for lotion.

Now, she does know I do it, never been walked in on though...


It is kinda weird, but I'm playing it off like I never saw it and I put it in the cabinet. We'll see. I don't really care either way, though.
#12
It's not really that awkward, masturbating isn't as taboo as everyone makes it out to be.
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#13
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So she brang you some lotion to whomp your willy?


fix'd
#15
She obviously wants to whomp you
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#17
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It's not really that awkward, masturbating isn't as taboo as everyone makes it out to be.

unless your mom has anything to do with it.
#19
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to help or be helped?


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#21
!!

That's hilarious!! Definitely embarrassing!
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#22
It is kind of awkward, but it's got to be pretty obvious to parents that their teenage son whacks off. It's not like a big secret activity only we know about.
#24
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My mom offered to buy me condoms. Talk about ackward...


well, I for one think that's a good thing. I'm not really bothered by the lotion thing, I just was wondering what others would think about the situation, since it's kinda weird and all.
#25
it IS getting cold out, and dry winter skin is a BITCH. shes just looking out for you


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NOPE
#26
Quote by lzcougarz3
It is kind of awkward, but it's got to be pretty obvious to parents that their teenage son whacks off. It's not like a big secret activity only we know about.



ahem...



I'm a lazy ass just-turned 20 going to community... you can keep this thread going thinking about that too if you want, lol.
#27
Quote by JDizzle787
ahem...



I'm a lazy ass just-turned 20 going to community... you can keep this thread going thinking about that too if you want, lol.

Ah well... it still applies. I just figured you were in your teens because most people here are and you live at home. (Not that it's a bad thing at your age.)
#28
Could've been worse. What if she walked in on you whacking it with the said lotion to give to you? THAT would be awkward.
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#29
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It is kind of awkward, but it's got to be pretty obvious to parents that their teenage son whacks off. It's not like a big secret activity only we know about.


Wait people know?
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Wait people know?
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#31
she didn't buy tissue as well? pfft
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#37
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My mom offered to buy me condoms. Talk about ackward...

Not too bad. My mom just randomly started putting condoms in my sock drawer.
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