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#1
Well post here all the things you've said accidently for mucho lols

Like the other day I was going to hand a form in to my music teacher for a school trip. I walked in his office with the intention of saying "Can I just hand my slip in?", but somehow it came out as "Can I just slip my hand in?" not good...

I have also asked for cop-porn instead of popcorn at the cinema

So yeh post anything like this
#3
This one time I was talking to this cop, and I meant to say "Man, the Killers' new album was awful." But instead, I said "Man, I killed him and it was awful." Fast forward 20 years, yadda yadda yadda...

On a serious note - I don't really have slips of the tongue - I make it a policy to just speak my mind every time and be honest. I just hate lying.
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#4
Like the other day I was going to hand a form in to my music teacher for a school trip. I walked in his office with the intention of saying "Can I just hand my slip in?", but somehow it came out as "Can I just cum on your face?" not good...


until he said yes.
#6
Is there a problem, ociffer?
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#7
when i was in 6th grade, we were playing tag football or something and somebody made an incredible kick. i meant to say "Holy Crap," but of course i said "Holy S***." and EVERYBODY heard it!
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#8
"Hey, can I put my dick in your ass?... I meant, can I get change for a $20?"

Yup, totally didn't mean to say that.
#12
Quote by lildude_6859
when i was in 6th grade, we were playing tag football or something and somebody made an incredible kick. i meant to say "Holy Crap," but of course i said "Holy S***." and EVERYBODY heard it!

OMG VULGARITY!!! I bet you lost your Xbox for THREE days for that slip of the tongue!
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#13
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Like the other day I was going to hand a form in to my music teacher for a school trip. I walked in his office with the intention of saying "Can I just hand my slip in?", but somehow it came out as "Can I just cum on your face?" not good...


until he said yes.



OH MY GOSH!!! LOL
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#14
In a cafe in Wales I tried to order the local speciality, a Llangelledd Bay burger. Due to the horrifying amount of double L's and D's, I instead asked for a Llangelledd Gay burger.

Wouldn't have been so bad, but the guy in the que behind me started hooting with laughter and exclaiming "Llangelledd Gay burger! Llangelledd Gay burger!"

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#15
One time instead of double jeopardy I yelled double penetration. I felt terrible but it was so funny.
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#16
At school my friend and I were walking from lunch to class. I was being a dick to my friend and all of a sudden he yells, "IF YOU KEEP IT UP I'M GOING TO SHOVE A POLE UP YOUR ASS!". About thrity kids turned and looked at us, not to mention the teache that happend to brush by him at that exact moment. The teacher just stared along with everyone else and eventually everyone walked away, speechless.
#17
Quote by lildude_6859
OH MY GOSH!!! LOL


what? it's not like i'm lying or anything.
#18
Last week at the Mc Donald's. This really fat women took my order. I ordered some sort of hamburger, and she said "I love that hamburger!". I replied: "I can tell." Thank god she didn't hear that!
#20
Once I said ackward instead of awkward...it didn't end well...
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#21
Once i asked a friend to Pass me a book and it came out "smash me a blook" That was abit Ackward
#23
I tried to say "I'm gonna wipe you out" and "I'm gonna kick your ass" at the same time.

You do the math on what I actually said.

True story.
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#24
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#25
Everytime a black person comes in to work and I have to help them in my head all I think is "don't say nig***, don't say nig**er, don't say nig***" over and over. I'm afraid it's going to happen someday.
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#26
Quote by Oddsbodkins
In a cafe in Wales I tried to order the local speciality, a Llangelledd Bay burger. Due to the horrifying amount of double L's and D's, I instead asked for a Llangelledd Gay burger.

Double Ds, eh?
But double Ls?
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#27
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Someone brang the ackward.
I think it's time for a change.



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#29
I often call taking a slash, "Taking a whazz" I often said "Wank" instead of "Whazz" so I'd say "I was taking a Wank" or "Hold on, need a wank."

Noone really bothered.
#30
Quote by Punk_Ninja
I often call taking a slash, "Taking a whazz" I often said "Wank" instead of "Whazz" so I'd say "I was taking a Wank" or "Hold on, need a wank."

Noone really bothered.

In primary school i used to refer to pissing as whizzing.

One time I asked my year 6 teacher if I could go to for toilet for a quick Jizz.
#31
Quote by CrunchyRoll
Everytime a black person comes in to work and I have to help them in my head all I think is "don't say nig***, don't say nig**er, don't say nig***" over and over. I'm afraid it's going to happen someday.


As bad as it is I kind of have that problem aswell. I sort of play devils advocate in my own mind and end up thinking of the worst possible think I could say in any situation. It will more than likely ultimately lead to a very ackward slip of the tongue one day.
#33
i once said a "yo momma" joke to an orphan
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
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#35
When my friends and I were going to see Hancock, me and another friend got to the cinema before the other one. So we bought our tickets and waited. He met us, then went up to the counter to buy his ticket from the attractive girl behind the counter.
He proceeded to say, very confidently and loudly:
"Hey, One for Hand-****"
The girl visbly smiled as she got his ticket.
Needless to say there was a bit of then

also there was one time on Xbox Live, me and my friends were in a party, one of them was a black guy.
Anyway, some obnoxious 10 year old started talkin like he was all ghetto, then started singing rap. In my true '**** you' style I said to him "Shut the **** up you ugly little child, you're not black!"

Ackwardness ensued.
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#36
My friend and I were jokig around, and he wanted to make a scene. SO I grabbed his arm, and he meant to yell "HE'S RAPING ME," but accidenlt said "RAPE ME!"

Lulz ensued.
#37
My history teacher hs freudian slips all the time, for example, today:

"freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom of the breast, right to bear arms etc."
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#38
Quote by bass-man9712
i once said a "yo momma" joke to an orphan


I lol'd at this

What seems to be the officer, problem?
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#39
Quote by _T_H_R_I_C_E_
I tried to say "I'm gonna wipe you out" and "I'm gonna kick your ass" at the same time.

You do the math on what I actually said.

True story.






deserved, sir.

I have these all the time

like, I'll mean to say "I'm going to get the groceries out of the car," and I'll mix groceries and car around.
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#40
Quote by _T_H_R_I_C_E_
I tried to say "I'm gonna wipe you out" and "I'm gonna kick your ass" at the same time.

You do the math on what I actually said.

True story.


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