So i was trying to break into this guys car today because he had a nice stereo (probably replacing the one i nicked a week ago) anyway. i stick my hand in where i bent the door before and he had raor blades there. it was like he had WEAPONIZED his car.


(and yes i have typed this with a combination of my chin and elbows
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
I came in expecting epic lulz, but I gotta say I think it was done pretty badly.
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I'm in need of a guy
your an asshole for breaking into someones car and stealing their shit in the first place, but why would you go back to the same car...thats violating a cardinal rule - never return to the crime scene. get a job scumbag.
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As far as i know the only liquor that should not be stored after opened is wine, and even then it's mainly the french one. American wine usually has conservatives in it to stop this.