#1
So, here is the problem. Tomorrow, for my english class, il have to tell a speech in front of my classroom in which i have to "sell" them a product. So hey, i was thinking, why not selling a guitar C:? the problem is im having an epic mental block -.-.... Its like 9:18 pm here, and i have to tell the speech tomorrow at 7:10 Am. The speech must last like 2-3 minutes, so.... would any1 mind giving me any ideas? il give an example:

Good morning teacher and classmates, this is my product, a guitar.... It's high quality/good because _____________, Its the best because ______________, its made of ______________ and X person uses it, etc,etc...


Please ppl, i really need your help :C english isnt my main language C:, and actually, i dont need to bring a real guitar tomorrow, i just need to say the speech.

Thanks


PD= my class is full of ignorants that 1. dont know english 2. dont know nothing about music 3. they dont give a **** about my speech
Last edited by TheClown at Nov 24, 2009,
#2
Just bring in simple stuff. For example "because we're the best in the franchise and we as opposed to gibson, don't (over)price our stuff depending on the demand but the production costs!"

Throw in random stuff you know, no need to be so complex about it.
#3
"Good morning teacher and classmates, this is my product, a BROOTAL amp.... It's high quality/good because __it has crushing overdrive__, Its the best because __it's cheaper than a JCM__, its made of ___pure brootal tone__, and Zakk Wylde uses it."

You can't lose with that sales pitch.
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Last edited by strat0blaster at Nov 24, 2009,
#4
go to a website where they sell guitars, pick a random guitar (i'd recommend a gibson LP), then copy the description of the guitar into a text. then tell what people play LP's which shouldn't be a problem.
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#5
Remember, your first line will ALWAYS give the best impression. May I suggest:

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#6
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PD= my class is full of ignorants that 1. dont know english 2. dont know nothing about music 3. they dont give a **** about my speech


By chance, do you live in Quebec?
#7
Good morning teacher and classmates, this is my product, an electric guitar. This particular model is made from - (mahogany, alder etc) The particular model is great because it is able to play a variety of different genres -.

And after that, you do what the guy said about copying the info. But put it in your own words.
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#9
Buy or die as your clincher or conclusion
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"Good morning teacher and classmates, this is my product, a BROOTAL amp.... It's high quality/good because __it has crushing overdrive__, Its the best because __it's cheaper than a JCM__, its made of ___pure brootal tone__, and Zakk Wylde uses it."

You can't lose with that sales pitch.


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In here (Quebec, Montreal), English classes are basically like that