Whoa-- you think that school lunch is bad. Someone actually had their body sold to a kebab shop to be eaten!

The investigators said on Friday that the body of the man had been found in a forested area near a public transport stop in Perm.

They said the three men attacked their victim with knives and a hammer.

"After carrying out the attack, the corpse was dismembered. Part of it was eaten and part was also sold to a kebab and pie kiosk," their statement said.

Yikes! Read the rest: http://jumpinginpools.blogspot.com/2009/11/yikes-body-sold-to-russia-kebab-shop.html
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I can see their new slogan.

"These kebabs are to die for!"
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But, if he sold his body, why did they have to attack it with knives and a hammer?

EDIT: Yikes, i read that wrong.
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Nov 24, 2009,
The kebab shop must be making a killing with those kebabs.

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I bet those kebabs are simply smashing!

Geddit? Because they used a hammer..

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has there already been a thread on this? puns insued last time.
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these guys will get a life sentence and get 3 square meals a day in jail. their lives will get better.

edit: nvm it's in russia. they are ****ed.
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