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Ok so me and my friend went to my dads house on the beach for spring break this year. Its were my dad and sister live.

Now why we were down there my friend lept hitting on my sister and i gave him some hints to top it but he didnt and when we were alone next i told him to quit flat out

so that was like 7 months ago. And i had not seen my sister in like 3 months because she ha been at boarding school, but somehow my friends name came up and she mentioned that he added her on facebook.

That kinda pissed me off and i asked my sister if she wanted to fuuck with him through facebook. She agreed and thought it was funny cause she thought he was weird and didnt really like him.

So i sent a few general PMs posing as her through facebook asking him about shit. He sent a few corny flirty attempts. And i mentioned i (as in my sister) was gonna be in town in a few weeks.

That was the last mesage me and my sis sent cause i had to leave to go back home. I told my friend that it was me fuuckin with him. And then i asked what was his responce to the last mesage cause my sis was gonna tell me eventually anyways. He said he gave her his phone number and they should hang out and shit.

but im sure he said more but i havent talked to my sister since then so im trying to call her and see what he really said.

but im just pissed that i had to leave my dads so early before i could finish the joke. cause he only checked his facebook like twice a day so i couldnt take the joke further. If i woulda had a few extra days i coulda used this oppurtunity for its full potential.


ohh yah and my sis is 14 and my friend is 18, thats the worst part.
trying to piece his 2 and 2 together
Last edited by i love alanis at Nov 25, 2009,
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Sounds like somebody's jealous that he's not gonna get a crack at his sister's sweet poon.
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#10
If my buddies started trying to get in my little sisters pants, i would flat out floor them. Nobody shits around about my sister.
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I think you should let your sister decide who's penis she want's in her snatch.
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#12
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That kinda pissed me off and i asked my sister if i could pretend to be me and fuuck with her. She agreed and thought it was funyn cause she thought he was lame to.


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Why?
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#16
now that was a hard read.


so let me get it straight, you purposefully led on your friend, pretending to be your sis, to be pissed off at him? thats retarded/lame/r u 13?
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That kinda pissed me off and i asked my sister if i could pretend to be me and fuuck with her.
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You, good sir, are a jackass.
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#20
Cool story bro.


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#22


This is great.


Chill man.


Is your friend a cool guy?
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#23
Sometimes I wish I could just delete threads myself..then at least I wouldn't have to see them. Instead of ****ing with the kid, why doesn't your sister just kindly ask him to stop bothering her? Problem solved.
#25
Lmao I love you silly hero brother types. RAWWWR IMA EAT YURRR FACE OFF, NO FRIEND OF MINE HITS ON MY SISTER!

Sorry to rain on your parade, but isnt that up to her (your sister), not you? I believe it is. My eyes still hurt from trying to read that
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#26
I don't see the problem I've screwed a few of my buddies sisters they never seemed to mind because they knew it was none of their business
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Lmao I love you silly hero brother types. RAWWWR IMA EAT YURRR FACE OFF, NO FRIEND OF MINE HITS ON MY SISTER!

Sorry to rain on your parade, but isnt that up to her (your sister), not you? I believe it is. My eyes still hurt from trying to read that


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Lmao I love you silly hero brother types. RAWWWR IMA EAT YURRR FACE OFF, NO FRIEND OF MINE HITS ON MY SISTER!

Sorry to rain on your parade, but isnt that up to her (your sister), not you? I believe it is. My eyes still hurt from trying to read that

I'm just protective. I don't want her to make any mistakes.
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Lmao I love you silly hero brother types. RAWWWR IMA EAT YURRR FACE OFF, NO FRIEND OF MINE HITS ON MY SISTER!

Sorry to rain on your parade, but isnt that up to her (your sister), not you? I believe it is. My eyes still hurt from trying to read that



yeah it is her choice and she didnt like him. she thought he was lame. So since he was my friend i decided to screw with him.
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#31
Im gonna ask the question on everyones mind, how old is your sis?
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#32
By chance is your sisters name alanis?
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#33
How old is your sister, how old is your friend, and most importantly, is she hot?
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#34
Poe, no worries. There is a difference from protective and extreme/controlling. I wont judge you, TS. You should read your OP though..

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Poe, no worries. There is a difference from protective and extreme/controlling. I wont judge you, TS. You should read your OP though..


Momentosis! I havnt run into you in..forever. We must go to totally different threads. Im no longer a cyclops anymore. I dont know whether to be depressed about that or happy


Nope, I've just been busy.


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#37
Or a cyclops pirate.

TS, is your sister a cyclops pirate?
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#38
I love how he just assumes the premise that it is bad that somebody wants his sister, and that we care. Pray to your God that I never meet your sister, TS. I'd do it just to spite you
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#39
well personally id beat the living shit out of em. end the friendship murder the friend dispose of the body in the ocean and blame the bay harbor butcher....or the trinity killer
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Or a cyclops pirate.

TS, is your sister a cyclops pirate?


Who wouldn't want to hit on a cyclops pirate?
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