#1
Ok so long story short my mum bought my sister a laptop for christmas which came today. Her boyfriend just told us that he was going to go out with her today and pay for half a laptop and she would pay for the other as her gift. Now if her boyfriend just says no it will be obvious that my mum got her one because she already suspects that she is. What can we do?
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#2
...get her something else?
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Get him to fake his own death.
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#5
I don't understand the issue. Your mom got your sister a laptop but your sisters boyfriend wants to pay half....?
#7
No sorry i was typing fast and wasnt clear. My mum got my sister one already. Its in our house. My sister and her boyfriend were planning on going to the store today to get one for her. He would pay for half and she would pay for the other half. But now If they go it would be pointless to have the laptop we got her.
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What good is half a laptop?

I'm with this guy. I wouldn't be happy with just a lap or a top.


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#10
She doesn't believe in Santa, she won't be suprised in the least to get a laptop, tell her boyfriend to get her some perfume instead.
#11
When you say "long story short," make sure you follow through, and shorten the god damn story.

And as for your answer, have him say there's something horribly wrong with his car and the laptop will have to wait until the paycheck after Christmas. Will that work?
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When you say "long story short," make sure you follow through, and shorten the god damn story.

And as for your answer, have him say there's something horribly wrong with his car and the laptop will have to wait until the paycheck after Christmas. Will that work?



This is good ty. and yes it was supposed to be shorter haha
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#19
wait so have you already got the laptop?


and whats wrong if she knows its from her mum?
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#21
get him to be like 'yo i can't afford it'
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