#1
Alright, so.

My stepson and my wife went to the movies to see 2012 (they said it was okay) and then decided to go back home quickly because I would already be home from work.

Soon after arriving home we had a rather boring family talk so he decided to go to his room to work on an email.

Meanwhile we are still downstairs, and I go to my wife and say "Your son took a shit on the carpet..." ಠ_ಠ

I go on to explain that when I got home I saw "Human Shit" on the living room carpet and I believe that my stepson, before going to the movies, squatted on the living room carpet, and took a nice, steamy dump just to displease me when I got home.

I go on to say that I was 100% sure it was "Human Shit" because I recognize "Human Shit".

My theory: We have a dog. HE knows where to shit. My stepson does not.
Pit, How do I react to this?
#6
beat his ass....


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#9
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unleash the power of gary busey on him


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#11
Come on metaldud, we all expect better of you.
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#12
How OLD is your step son?

Someone should potty-train him
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#13
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That's just fucking creepy.
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#15
is this a mirror thread? where is the original?
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#17
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OH MY GOD!

First time I have ever had a laughter breakdown from The Pit.
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#19
He must really have hated 2012.


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#20
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So much win.

20ppp? Also, if you would have inclued the entire row, my name would have been the last posted. I am dissappoint.
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#26
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Rub his nose in it, if he wants to be a dog He shall be treated as one!

WTF? My dogs smell their own shit all the time but I'd still never rub their noses in it!
#30
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He must really have hated 2012.


2012 has that effect on people. When I finished watching it I wanted to shit on a carpet out of sheer anger that I wasted three hours of my life.
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