I fed my dog taco bell, and now my husband thinks my son shat on the carpet

#1
Well before me and my son went to go see 2012 (it was okay) I had to feed the dog, but we were all out of dog food so all I could give him was a volcano taco from taco bell. Three hours later, there's shit on the floor and my husband is blaming my son for it, but I don't want to fess up and say what I did... What should I do?
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