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#1
Now this bloke is seeing my sister, and before anyone starts, my sister is older than me. So i'm not being weird. Anyway, they've been together for about 5 years now, and i had no previous problems with him, he seemed alright. Until it came out for the last 5 years he has punched, kicked, abused, and cheated on her. My question is this, shall i

A) Stay out of it, none of my business

B) Have a serious word with him

C) Re-arrange his face

Answers appreciated.
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Personally C, i'd go ballistic if someone hit my sister.
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Nah, these things are always funny.
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Personally C, i'd go ballistic if someone hit my sister.


yea, you should beat him worse than anyone has ever been beaten before old chap.
#8
Have a serious word with her. Then have a serious word with him. Then ask if they'll involve you sexually. If all of those fail that it might be worth getting the police involved if he's abusing her. Though focus on the first part (and the third ...).
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i'm a pacifist generally but in a situation like this i'ld pick C
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#10
D) Have a talk with your sister instead?
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Take a baseball bat to his knees.

Well, talk to him first, and if he doesn't agree to lay off, take a baseball to his knees.
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#13
be there for your sister that is all you can do
i'd like to do c but violence solves nothing. ever.
but only if they get you involved
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#14
rearrange his balls. that'll showem
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Take a baseball bat to his knees.

Well, talk to him first, and if he doesn't agree to lay off, take a baseball to his knees.



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#17
Take a good hard look at him, then you.

if you are larger than him, C.
most definitely.
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#18
Re-arrange his face, that'd look funny.
Put his nose by his balls or something.
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Violence is never the solution. Weaken him with your words, and proceed to emasculate him. If he fights you, you have your sister back, and you get to beat the living crap out of him.
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Shit on his carpet.
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#29
I'm not gonna do anything what will get me arrested, sorry to say. But yea, i'l have a chat with both of them. Why did i post this on UG anyway? I knew there would be complete idiots saying it's funny. I honestly hope the person who said that gets eyebrow cancer. Bunch of cunts.
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#30
Report it. The cops will investigate, or just get some proof and they'll skip the investigation.

And if all else fails, murder isn't exactly easy to get away with these days, but hey...
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Personally C, i'd go ballistic if someone hit my sister.



older or younger... c is the right awnser.
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Obtain recorded proof, then tell your parents and the cops.

Beating him up will only make him take his anger out on her.


How exactly will he retain recorded proof? I do agree with you on the first and third sentences. Though I still think it'd be worth talking to her first to see how this is affecting her before jumping into anything.
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#33
wait if ur sis is older than you and shes into macho muscle type of guys, wouldn't you be put on the deck?
#34
that's horrific man. If I'd a sister and she's been treated like that, I'd stolen a machine gun and shot a few hundred bullets in his ****ing head.
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Take a baseball bat to his knees.

Well, talk to him first, and if he doesn't agree to lay off, take a baseball to his knees.


This is nearly what I would do. Just without the talking-to-him bit. It's niether a reasonable nor rational way of handling the situation, but TS's sister's boyfriend is clearly not a rationable/reasonable kind of fella.
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#36
Talk to your sister first, a lot, find out what is really going on.
get proof
involve the police.
do not fight him, he could press chaarges on you for assault or grievous bodily harm and you could be in prison (especially because it is a pre meditated attack on him) Also if you only break his nose or give him two black eyes (in england) he can claim up to £1000 and so ultimate he wins.
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wait if ur sis is older than you and shes into macho muscle type of guys, wouldn't you be put on the deck?

If you fight fair, like an idiot, then yes.
#38
C, change the locks on her house and throw all his shit on the streets.

Woman beaters deserve a ****ing pummeling, and I'm normally completely peaceful :/
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