Didn't you ever watch Arthur as a kid? Don't eat the green ones, else you'll be fucked.
I don't think so? Not for a while anyways. They fried all the living stuff out of it, right? It'll go stale that's for sure.
ever checked the expiry date on a bag you just bought? its like 20 million years into the future. Im pretty sure the bag will decompose before the chip rots
I know for a fact that you can rot.