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So i have been watching a documentry about pirates and it got me thinking.
If you could create your own pirate crew from members of the pit, who would it be?
and what would be the name of your ship.

Also you can have one metal god as your first mate. who would that be ?

The person that post the crew is the captain.
#2
I'd choose a select few UGers, I have a few names in mind. My first mate from the metal world would be either Ozzy (up in the Crows Nest for the lulz) with the Mastodon crew as my officers.

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#3
I don't know who I would have in my crew, but I would have Dimebag as my first mate, I think he would make a kick ass pirate.


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#5
Arrrr me hearty, dontcha know that there already be one?
The Ocean's Dagger be her name, and she be captained by the mighty Daytripper!
Yarrr!
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I'd choose a select few UGers, I have a few names in mind. My first mate from the metal world would be either Ozzy (up in the Crows Nest for the lulz) with the Mastodon crew as my officers.



yeah Mastadon would make good pirates but they might get side track with whale hunting.
#7
Captain Argonaut's crew:
Godly First Mate: Claudio Sanchez
Quartermaster: JackalUK
Gunner: skaterskagg1
Carpenter: Metal_Overlord
Surgeon/Cook: Trudogger
Cabin Boy: RomanNoodler
Trained Pet Monkey: Kensai

WELCOME ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP REVENGE!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!

i r pirate
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


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Arrrr me hearty, dontcha know that there already be one?
The Ocean's Dagger be her name, and she be captained by the mighty Daytripper!
Yarrr!

Arrr, this wench be speakin' truth.
#11
Aye, Smee! Let these other false pirates sink and burn. Yarr!
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

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I shall take my laughstack and bury it on a deserted island. I will then draw up a chart for the location, split it into four pieces, and hide them in inaccessible and inconvenient locations.


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did i mention i r pirate?
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Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#13
Cap'm Freaki's crew of awesomeness
First Mate: Ozzy
other Mate: Dime
Crew: Mastodon, Coheed & Cambria, a select few pit-monkeys, Dream Theater and some Scandinavians (for the Viking Factor).
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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#15
Hmm. I don't know any Scottish metal bands offhand ... at least, none with big guys. They're all wee skinny lads. So I guess my first mate would be Zakk Wylde, as the best pirates are Scottish, most of whom are of mixed Norse descent. And really, pirates are just vikings with guns.

Also, Russell Crowe. I know he doesn't fit any of the requirements, but I'll take him anyway. Plus if he gets too difficult to manage I can just leave him in some town when he's rat-assed.
#16
So which part of the seven seas will you be sailing too ? AAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#17
wait,what kind of pirate?

online pirate(haxxor,torrent and all that shit) or metal pirate or pirate
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#20
I have IDEA. UG should have a pirate crew draft of all members who wish to be siginin up YYYYaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgghh
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YAAAAAAARRRR I take ye lad Bizzarro. On one condition ye see. One barrel of rum be the toll YARRRR
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#23
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YAAAAAAARRRR I take ye lad Bizzarro. On one condition ye see. One barrel of rum be the toll YARRRR


How about... one barrel of... blowjobs?? YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Goodness gracious me!
#24
YAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH this be pleasin to me ole one eye ye see. Weve struck a deal ye see. YAAARRRGGGHHHH now get on me moby dick Yarrrrggghhh...


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I live on a sailboat. I guess that makes me closer to a pirate than most on UG
I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer. The future's uncertain and the end is always near.

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#26
well mateys, I have assembled a fine crew for ye ship

they be not from the metal world, but fitting nonetheless.

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#27
myfirstLubes ahs wno thsi bread.


YAARRRRRHHHHH me hook on me arm be fuccin with me typin mateys yaaaeeegg
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#28
I am tired of this stereotype, we don't all say yarrrr.
Goodness gracious me!
#29
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YAARRRRRHHHHH me hook on me arm be fuccin with me typin mateys yaaaeeegg

yarrrg, this be added to my treasure (sig)
#30
Yaarrr a glass of rum be in order. Arrrr come here ye wench and get on this moby dick..
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YAARRRGGG Let us sing a song

yo ho hoooooooo

Straight from the mother****ing slum that's busted
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' ta **** wit
And if you want beef then bring the ruckus
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#32
yarg, me crew be made up of alestorm, the best heavy metal pirates
And of course me cap'ain be the mighty captain jack sparrow
yaaarrrgggg
RIP Gooze

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#33
Cap'n Metallizach be lookin a bit like this ye see.


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I live on a sailboat. I guess that makes me closer to a pirate than most on UG


Do you go on any pirate raids for plunder?
#35
Godly First Mate: Vulcan (The Roman God Of Metal)
Quartermaster: Chaoticfables
Gunner: VeniceKing
Carpenter: DayTripper
Surgeon/Cook: SlackerBabbath
Cabin Boy: Coryklok
Trained Pet Monkey: Random_Emo_Kill
#36
yarrr

me boat be named The Salty Sausage Fest. yo ho ho
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Captain: Holy Katana

Godly First Mate: Myself

Gunner: DimebagLivesOn (what can I say, the guy loves guns)

Carpenter: WhiteNihilist

Surgeon/Cook: DollSteak

Cabin Boy: ShredoftheDay

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Drunkard: Ichikurosaki

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#38
sorry but i gotta do it.

Why are pirates called pirates? because they aaarrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#39
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How about... one barrel of... blowjobs?? YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'll not be stikin' me pecker in another barrel. That last time didn't end well. Arrgghhh.

Sign me up.
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