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#1
"Speak now, or forever hold your peace."

Well, speak now!

How would YOU interrupt a marriage?

Example:

Groom- "I've a confession to make. I'm gay."
Bride- "That's OK, I'm not a woman."

Anything's legal. 'Tis the reason for the season.
#2
My wedding toast would be:

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
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Last edited by Kensai at Nov 26, 2009,
#3
"Soulja boy off in this hoe.
Watch me crank it,
Watch me roll.
Watch me crank dat soulja boy,
Then super man dat hoe
"

Or something similar.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#4
Quote by Jaymz_515
"Soulja boy off in this hoe.
Watch me crank it,
Watch me roll.
Watch me crank dat soulja boy,
Then super man dat hoe
"

Or something similar.


SUDDENLY JESUS
#5
Surprise everyone with a dick in a box
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#6
"Sorry honey, lemon law"
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"L'esclave parfait est celui qui croit être libre."

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#7
I'll probably cause a scene by running out really loudly with my hands in my head. It'll be enough to cause a stir that I don't approve.
¤´¨留話 請留話 請在我說完後
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´(´¸.•¤´`¤下自己的秘密請在嗶一聲之後對話筒沾自喜請在嗶一聲之後對空氣唉聲嘆氣


我不在這裡 我人在哪裡 我想到哪裡¤

請在嗶一聲之後留下有聲的話題¤

請在嗶一聲之後分擔感情的問題¤


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#8
I'd start doing death metal vocals really loudly.
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
#10
Quote by Kevin19
How would YOU interrupt a marriage?
Exactly like this:


Clickable ^
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#11
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"Sorry honey, lemon law"


If its Illegal to Rock N Roll.........Throw my Ass in Jail!

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Ha ha yes I recognize you mate!

#12
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
"Speak now, or forever hold your peace."

*massive, pungent fart*


The kind that needa a wipe afterwards?

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#14
Quote by Kensai
My wedding toast would be:

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."



I'm Best Man for my brother on Saturday. I may use this in my speech.
#15
OBJECTION, I slept with your fiance, and your sister


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RBY CYOA
#16
"Speak now, or forever hold your peace."

"I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high..."
#17
Quote by Astyan
"Sorry honey, lemon law"


Suit Up !
X JAPAN
yoshiki.toshi.pata.hide.heath/taiji


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"desert rose, why do you live alone..." - yoshiki
#19
I'd claim that they are infact long lost brother and sister (because they have no doubt done some kinky stuff before now) and then produce a random DNA test that you claim proves then watch them crumble.
#20
Yo, bride and groom, I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but I just wanted to say, (insert names here) had the best wedding of all time.

OF ALL TIME!
My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#21
Not quite an interruption, but this was the actual best man's speech at my mum's wedding:

"Being asked to give a speech at a wedding is like being asked to have sex with the queen. It's a great honour, but nobody really wants to do it."
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

E-Mistress to UG's Finest Gentleman


Come away, oh human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand;
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
#22
Quote by Kensai
My wedding toast would be:

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."


American Psycho FTW!

And
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#25
PEPSI OWNS COCA COLA!

*awkward silence*
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


~DawnwalkerALL HAIL COMRADE DAWNWALKER
#26
Quote by Dawnwalker
PEPSI OWNS COCA COLA!

*awkward silence*




Quote by Capt_Clarkson
is there any other kind?


Very true.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

Last edited by Jaymz_515 at Nov 26, 2009,
#28
Quote by benji8
Speak now or forever hold your peace...


THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!


Made me lol.
I then finished lolling and read it once more.
I lolled again.
#32
Quote by Kensai
My wedding toast would be:

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

I had a feeling this would come up.
DO YOU LIEK ME???

cause i dont like you


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#33
I've had another idea- get my acoustic out and play about a girl...
...to the bride...
...right in front of the groom.
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
#34
I'd rush in, go straight to the bride and say "OH, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED NOW, HUH? WELL THAT'S IT, I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU ANYMORE!"
#35
Waaaaarts.
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You deserve some form of awesome reward, but I'm to lazy. Imagine the rest of these:


#36
Charging my Lazerß
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


~DawnwalkerALL HAIL COMRADE DAWNWALKER
#37
Arbok uses poison string!
then I would steal the bride.
Wezzing smoke screen!
Then I would take her to the boss.
#40
I'd chime in with "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god damn door?" "No, It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poison rationality."
I have yet to acquire a signature.
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