Its thanksgiving....time to see that cousin you wish you could bang...

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#1
Dont we all have that hot ass family member that comes for thanksgiving that isnt blood related?

My uncle's wife's sister's daughter is hot as hell. I see her every thanksgiving and she just gets hotter and hotter. Shes like 23 though and im only 18.

But since theres no blood i dont feel bad about staring at her wonderful assets.

So does anyone else have any hot family members?
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#2
No. Attractiveness is generally not attracted to, or indeed run in, my family
Plus, all my cousins are male so that would just be a bit weird...
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No. Attractiveness is generally not attracted to, or indeed run in, my family
Plus, all my cousins are male so that would just be a bit weird...

Yes, homosexuality is weirder than incest...
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whats wrong with the blood related ones?


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#12
Do not have this problem.

...

Okay, I do.

I can't stop thinking about the horrible things I want to do to the turkey.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#13
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Yes, homosexuality is weirder than incest...

it would be homosexual incest...i find that weird
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#14
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Yes, homosexuality is weirder than incest...



I believe non-blood related isn't incest, at least it isn't illegal here xD
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#15
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Dont we all have that hot ass family member that comes for thanksgiving that isnt blood related?



No we don't.
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#16
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Yes, homosexuality is weirder than incest...



This is a hypothetical situation, my answer was based on the hypothetical absence of the incest factor

And I think incest is still incest, doesn't matter if it's blood relatives or legally recognised non-blood relatives.
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Last edited by entity0009 at Nov 26, 2009,
#17
Yeah, this one cousin on my mom's side, by marriage.
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#18
Obviously all of my family are incredibly attractive thanks to our amazing genes.
However I'm not attracted to them, because I'm not a sick weirdo...
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#19
um...

yeah, my great grandmas got some nice legs
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#20
i ddont see whats wrong in thinking a person who u see 1 day out of the year and is in no way realted to by blood attractive.
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#23
I have this one cousin who's 3 or 4 years older than me and she has such a great bum. She was a real partier too. Haven't seen her in a few years though, I think she moved to Calgary or Dubia or something
#24
Quote by JohnnyV
This.

But i'd shag a blood-cousin anyway so i don't think my post counts in this thread.

Damn Canadians.
#28
I have a hot cousin too. I see her like once every two years, it's like how the hell am i supposed to just ignore that she's hot. She might be blood related though but i can't be bothered to work it out...
#29
Quote by Rupert1616
I have a hot cousin too. I see her like once every two years, it's like how the hell am i supposed to just ignore that she's hot. She might be blood related though but i can't be bothered to work it out...


Inorite? Although I know mine is blood related...it really sucks.
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#30
My aunt told me I should marry her daughter. I hate being Arab, sometimes.
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#31
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My aunt told me I should marry her daughter. I hate being Arab, sometimes.

Is she hot?
#32
i dont have a hot cousin, but here's my drummers cousin



shes an actress. i would hit that 3 days from sunday.
#33
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Is she hot?


Ew, dude, she's my--yes yes she is.
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#34
Quote by Firenze
My aunt told me I should marry her daughter. I hate being Arab, sometimes.


she hot? i'll take her from you

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#35
Quote by Firenze
Ew, dude, she's my--yes yes she is.

Well, bang her and tell your aunt you wanted to try before you buy.
#36
I have the exact same situation. Except its my aunts husbands brothers daughter
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#37
Quote by MightyAl
Well, bang her and tell your aunt you wanted to try before you buy.


you can bang her if you want. I'm not very fond of her and she seems slutty enough.
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#38
Quote by Firenze
you can bang her if you want. I'm not very fond of her and she seems slutty enough.

If I'm gonna have to go all the way to Lebanon, she'd best be good.
So you do her first, and post a review before I buy a ticket.
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Quote by i love alanis
Dont we all have that hot ass family member that comes for thanksgiving that isnt blood related?

My uncle's wife's sister's daughter is hot as hell. I see her every thanksgiving and she just gets hotter and hotter. Shes like 23 though and im only 18.

But since theres no blood i dont feel bad about staring at her wonderful assets.

So does anyone else have any hot family members?



i want pics of these assets
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#40
Yes. Yes I do. My uncle's female "friend" (they live together and are sex companions, it's complicated to explain) has two fairly hot daughters. One of them is 19 and one is 17. I turn 18 this year. It's very tempting


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