Poll: which would you take first.
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View poll results: which would you take first.
Kim Kardashian
360 61%
Kourtney Kardashian
87 15%
Khloe Kardashian
11 2%
Kris Kardashian
12 2%
Bruce Jenner
125 21%
Voters: 595.
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#1
so as the title suggests, which Kardashian would you bang first given the choice.

Kim



Kourtney



Khloe



Kris


Bruce Jenner !
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#12
All of 'em. Especially the ma.
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#14
Whoever their dad is. Judging by the 2 minutes of the sex tape I've seen I think he'd be better in bed than Kim anyway.
#16
I almost included the 2 little girls they have...

nah but I would tap kims ass like an eddie van halen solo. then kourtney, kris, khloe, and if came down to it, bruce.
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#18
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I almost included the 2 little girls they have...

nah but I would tap kims ass like an eddie van halen solo. then kourtney, kris, khloe, and if came down to it, bruce.

I suspect bruce is like the Gatekeeper, and you have to bang him before you get near any of the girls.
#19
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I suspect bruce is like the Gatekeeper, and you have to bang him before you get near any of the girls.

Does he suck a good dick?
#20
All of them.

Bruce first though
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#21
Kourtney, d00d. Banging Kim is probably like stepping out of an airplane in Florida with your pants down.
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#23
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Does he suck a good dick?

Possibly. But I hear he will squeeze your balls while you cum.
#30
kim forsure
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#33
I might actually go with Kourtney on this one. There's a bit of naivety and innocence in those eyes, while you know that Kim would absolutely destroy you. I wouldn't be surprised if she was into S&M.
Khloe looks strange. Her eyes are too dopey and she's probably a Satanist. That could be good or bad in the sack.

Kris is the momma right? Take 5-10 years off and she'd probably my 1st choice. Hell,
you could say the same about all of them.
Especially Bruce Jenner. I mean, why not?
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#34
ITT the pit reveals that we are all a little gay.
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#35
Biased TS is biased.
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#39
I'm not biased. i googled all of their names with the term "sexy" after it and chose the best pics... except bruce.

i think kourtney is prettier but kim just has the ass and tits of a goddess...
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