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#1
Heya Pit.

Been thinking about all my enemies and people that I don't like and that have been mean to me.

So I was wondering what you guys would do prank/hoax-wise to get even with that person as an act of revenge.

Be it a bastard friend, ex-gf/bf, stepfather, sibling, you know, whatever.

Personally, I'd send them a bag of dog poo in a packet filled with feathers by mail. They'd search through it wondering what is in it and -woops!- they got dog poo on their hands.

Fire away pit.
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Make them fall in love with me, marry them and then 28 years later don't put down the toilet seat.
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#4
The whole dog poo thing seems rather excessive after you took a shit on the carpet and blamed the dog.

And even though there were many people that I dislike, I wouldn't go so far as to say they were "enemies". That feeling wore off quickly.
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#6
Put a box full of furry pr0n on their neighbor's front porch with the box addressed to the guy you hate.
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#9
I don't get even, I get so far ahead of them that afterward the idea of them getting even with me is rediculous, like improning them for life, while they are in prison I'll steal their wife, make a sex video and send it to him every day under different names. So he'll see me banging his wife.

That'll make them feel bad for not calling me back that one night, the bastard.
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I'll steal their wife, make a sex video and send it to him every day under different names. So he'll see me banging his wife.


Thats supposed to piss him off? That would be a godsend.
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#13
Shit on the carpet.
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#15
rape his/her sister
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#17
pour salt into their fuel port in their car. It will shaft it. Alternatively, plant drugs on them x)
#19
hope about you show some maturity and NOT try getting even. sheesh, kids these days...
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#20
make him read/watch the twilight books/movies. while one of the actors rapes them.

edit: unless they like twilight, in which case they suck enough, and revenge would be overkill
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#24
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The whole dog poo thing seems rather excessive after you took a shit on the carpet and blamed the dog.

And even though there were many people that I dislike, I wouldn't go so far as to say they were "enemies". That feeling wore off quickly.


Nice.
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#26
Ignore them in a 110%.

Ignoring people either fries their brains or they simply stop caring about you, so they are no longer your enemies.
#27
Try this one at home.


Buy cream filled doughnut. Buy condom. Force condom into sidehole of doughnut with a toothpick. Give doughnut to said asshole.
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#28
I would build up anger and plan my revenge, year after year, then I would stop caring less and less, untill I forget what happened or who I hated.
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Try this one at home.


Buy cream filled doughnut. Buy condom. Force condom into sidehole of doughnut with a toothpick. Give doughnut to said asshole.


That works better if you spit in the condom first.
#30
That really depends on what they do to me. If anything I'd super glue their face to binoculars
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That really depends on what they do to me. If anything I'd super glue their face to binoculars


But then they'd have super vision, and then they would be able to see your next sabotage coming from a mile away.
#32
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The whole dog poo thing seems rather excessive after you took a shit on the carpet and blamed the dog



Come on now, we went over this.

The dog pooped on the carpet.
Stepfather comes in.
He gets confused.
I get home.
He blames me for pooping on carpet.

\O.o/
#33
i would only do something like this if someone did something relly messed up
like make my gf cry, or anything just really messed up
otherwise it wouldnt be necessary and quite immature

but seeing as how what they did would have to be pretty bad,
revenge will be effin sweet

so i would first, get a hot girl i know take the bastard out to a bar
and have her get him really drunk, lke pissed drunk.
then once he's practically passed out i'll come into the bar and
carry him out, put him in my car and drop him off in the middle of a beach.
once at the beach, ill strip him of all his clothes, keys, everything.
and spray paint him blue. or whatever color.
#34
Torture.

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#35
.30-06 rifle and a clear shot 1000 yards downrange.
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#37
Do to them what they did to me, plus a little extra.
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#38
some sort of series of practical jokes, each more cunning than the last. Cumulating with a final act of rearranging their medicines. They will use mouthwash for ear drops and vice versa. Hilarity will ensue.
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#39
Sign them up for assloads of free samples of shit they don't even need.

I know of a great site that has awesome revenge plans.
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