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#1
I'm watching ESPN when some breaking news comes in saying that Tiger Woods is seriously injured in a car crash, and is just now being taken to the hospital. Not much is known right now, but they say alchlohol was not involved. Once I find a article, I'll post it.
EDIT-Damn, title typo
http://www.wesh.com/news/21740162/detail.html
Article
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#2
*Woods.

Edit: Fuck you're fast.
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#4
Way to home in on the important points, guys.
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#11
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Really? Because I'd never heard of him. So there's no reason for me to care.

I almost bitched you out, but then I remembered. Gotcha.

I'm not a fan of golf, but I hope he'll be alright.
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#12
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Really? Because I'd never heard of him. So there's no reason for me to care.

I didn't say "I hope ChucklesMginty hopes he's alright."
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#13
Hope he's OK. He's pretty much the best sportsman of the current generation
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#14
It's nice to have a black guy own the shit out of a rich, white guy sport. He just came back from surgery too.
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
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#15
Damn this happened close by my place, that's crazy!
Thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family...
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#17
Quote by leeb rocks
His airbags didn't deploy which means he was travelling under 33mph. How do you crash so seriously at that speed?

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,1369881.story



i hit a tree going around 65 last christmas and my airbags never came out
#18
I hope he makes a full recovery. The past couple years he's had some trouble with injuries.

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He should've 9-ironed a ball into the guy's tailpipe.

He'd have better luck with a 2-iron. It's a lower lofted club, and he'd be able to hit a stinger.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#19
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I hope he makes a full recovery. The past couple years he's had some trouble with injuries.


He'd have better luck with a 2-iron. It's a lower lofted club, and he'd be able to hit a stinger.


He should have used a driver...
#20
Quote by leeb rocks
He should have used a driver...

You're making more of a sweeping motion with your driver though when you swing it. With an iron it's more like you're pinching the ball from the grass.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#22
Well according to a sports station he's been released from the hospital now.
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#24
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^^^ i think he was being sarcastic, as in he shouldve had someone driving him?


You think?
#25
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Wow, must have been a rough ride.

That joke was well below par
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#26
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That joke was well below par

Hey, I could have gone for 'I hope they investigate the crash in a fairway.'
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#27
At least the car didn't hit a birdie...

On topic: I wish him well, but not more-so than anyone else thats been in a car crash.
RIP Tom Searle.
#29
Quote by dmiwshicldply
Forget a birdie think if they hit a eagle


That would suck, I wonder if the mechanics will putt his car back together well.
#31
These jokes are poor. I'm going out for a sand wedge. Anyone want one?
#32
Too bad, he used to give me wood.
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#34
Oh, are you guys doing puns?
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#37
According to ESPN, he was only in the hospital for minor damage and has already been released after treatments for "minor lacerations", so it's all good, guys.
#40
He could get in trouble if the police find any green in his car...
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