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#1
The title says it all.

There's been horrible weather, and I bought an umberella a few weeks ago. As soon as I took it home my sister claimed it hers. So I got a new one.

Then her one broke, and she took my new one.

This has repeated three times, and she denies it.

Revenge ideas? (I can't find said last umbrella, and the rest are broken, so taking them back is not an option)

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#4
Strap up and go balls deep.
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#5
Report her to the police. Don't take that shit!
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#7
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Strap up and go balls deep.


For a start, thats one of the most disturbing things in the world, but also I'm a girl.

Well done.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#8
You spelled umbrella three different ways
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#9
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For a start, thats one of the most disturbing things in the world, but also I'm a girl.

Well done.

That's why he said strap up.
#10
Get a new umbrella, and cold turkey cuts. Put the turkey cuts in the umbrella, and leave it out for a few days. When she asks for it, give it to her closed, and taste sweet revenge.
Last edited by ieatu at Nov 27, 2009,
#11
Quote by el-ECTRO
For a start, thats one of the most disturbing things in the world, but also I'm a girl.

Well done.


I know you're a girl, hence the reason I said 'strap up' meaning put on a strap-on, rather than saying rape which would insinuate that you had a penis.
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#15
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I know you're a girl, hence the reason I said 'strap up' meaning put on a strap-on, rather than saying rape which would insinuate that you had a penis.


Oh I see, this does not explain the 'balls deep' though.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#18
Put one of those prank electrocute things on the umbrella handle

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Oh I see, this does not explain the 'balls deep' though.


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#19
I interpreted this as "Sister getting revenge on me with umbrellas," in which case you've already kind of won .


However, this has something to do with umbrella theft, an area which I have limited experience in.
#20
Sounds like a good ol fashioned suicide bombing could be on the cards, she'll probably blame Islamic fundamentalists too, which means you'll also get away with it
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#22
Cover it with acid. That would probably just ruin the umbrella and be entirely impractical, but it might be cool.
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#24
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stop being a pushover and take them back?

What's the point when they're broken?

I only realise they're missing when it rains heavily >.< and I can't find the latest one.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#25
Quote by el-ECTRO
What's the point when they're broken?

I only realise they're missing when it rains heavily >.< and I can't find the latest one.


Hide them, and lie to her when she asks you for the new one, then when it's raining, just say you JUST bought the umbrella a second ago, then walk off and laugh. Simple as.
#27
< <==== <----umbrella
^
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vagina

{=== <----umbrella in vagina


problem solved
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< <==== <----umbrella
^
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vagina

{=== <----umbrella in vagina


problem solved


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#29
Quote by Zacky Zoijian
< <==== <----umbrella
^
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vagina

{=== <----umbrella in vagina


problem solved
That made me cringe.
#31
Next time camp beneath it, and when she tries to nick it you shout:"DON'T TAKE MY UM-BERELLA EH-EH-EH" half naked.
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You should hire this guy. I heard you're familiar with his work.


Oh bad memories. That cat is scary as hell. O___O
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#34
Tape a nail bomb to it. Trust me, she'll laugh about later.
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#35
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rain is only a problem if you don't want to get wet. woMAN up!


My laptop almost got crippled coz of it, thats why I mind I need an umberella to cover me and itwhen I walk to school. It has a bag, just not a very waterproof one.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#36
Move out of england
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#37
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< <==== <----umbrella
^
|
vagina

{=== <----umbrella in vagina


problem solved

Then open it.
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#38
Quote by el-ECTRO
My laptop almost got crippled coz of it, thats why I mind I need an umberella to cover me and itwhen I walk to school. It has a bag, just not a very waterproof one.


Instead of getting fifteen umbrellas, why don't you get a waterproof bag for your lap top then?
#40
Quote by el-ECTRO
My laptop almost got crippled coz of it, thats why I mind I need an umberella to cover me and itwhen I walk to school. It has a bag, just not a very waterproof one.


Raincoat+waterproof totebag= win.
Just walk to school with the totebag under the raincoat. Waterproof totebag may be a bit redundant but yea.
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