#1
This has been on my mind quite a great deal recently (in a VERY good way of course), but has anybody else noticed on Top Gear (the one on the BBC for those not of the British Isles), that whenever the star in the reasonably priced car is on...

THEY ALWAYS STICK AN AMAZINGLY FIT GIRL RIGHT OVER THE SHOULDER OF WHOEVER'S BEING INTERVIEWED?!?!?!

I'd love to make it perfectly clear that I'm all in favour of this, but my GOD! Check out episode 2 of series 14 (i.e. the newest episode), and skip forward to around about 38 mins or so. You'll see what i mean.

Aaaaaaaaaand, fap!
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#2
Oh may god. I have also noticed this. Wouldn't want it any other way.

Just need to be careful so Hammond doesn't start flashing his organ to them.
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Oh may god. I have also noticed this. Wouldn't want it any other way.

Just need to be careful so Hammond doesn't start flashing his organ to them.


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Anyway, the Top Gear crowd is getting bigger and less hardcore knobhead car twats with every series. Somehow this manages to dissapoint me.
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#5
I might get flamed for this, but what does consitancy mean?

Non-native speaker here.
Military use of children?

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#6
once there was a fat chick, usually theres some fine fine clunge though

#7
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Oh may god. I have also noticed this. Wouldn't want it any other way.

Just need to be careful so Hammond doesn't start flashing his organ to them.

He would if they were guys.

OH SNAP, GAY JOKE.

But really, the only thing that Top Gear is consistently is consistently awesome.
#8
A tv show who wants to keep the uggos away from the camera?

If you think this is a new phenomenon, you have no idea how broadcasting - or the world- actually works...
#10
Its probably to show female audiences that a testosterone-fuelled car show presented by 3 middle-aged men isnt just formen and that SOME women like cars.....SOME.
#12
Question is, how the hell do they manage to find hot girls in England? Do they import them or something?
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#13
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Question is, how the hell do they manage to find hot girls in England? Do they import them or something?


They are genetically engineered in a bunker deep underneath London
#14
I misread this as Top Gun, so i came in hoping for a TG disscusion.
and out I go!
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They are genetically engineered in a bunker deep underneath London


And then pumped up through the underground rail network.

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#17
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A tv show who wants to keep the uggos away from the camera?

If you think this is a new phenomenon, you have no idea how broadcasting - or the world- actually works...


QFT
It's a programme for man-children, and they need some sex appeal to go along with the car porn.
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#18
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A tv show who wants to keep the uggos away from the camera?

If you think this is a new phenomenon, you have no idea how broadcasting - or the world- actually works...

Don't mean to brag or anything, but i kinda sorta studied TV and Media for A-Level... We kinda went over this meticulously...

I just felt like sharing with the rest of the majoritally male population of this forum...


I feel bad now.
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


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#20
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Whoa i just went to watchtopgear.com and im pretty sure they thats umphrey's mcgee they have playing, if so...... impressive

Wait, when I type in watchtopgear.com, I get some site for fishing accessories.

WTF meng!?!?!
#23
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I might get flamed for this, but what does consitancy mean?

Non-native speaker here.



TS meant "consistency". He just can't spell.

It means, in this context, something that reoccurs in a dependable manner, i.e. there is consistently a hot girl standing behind the guest.
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#24
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Ah.

Well, I'm pretty sure that's techno-fied Allman Brothers Band, not Umphreys McGee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oidm5Zfw_SA



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you are correct i do believe, im knew i knew the song i just couldnt place where and for some reason all i could think was Umphreys