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#1
Yeah well....

About half an hour ago I was walking home from this carnival thing in my town on my own and took the quick route through a dark graveyard. 2 guys came out from behind this bush, blocked my way and shouted "GIMME YOUR ****ING WALLET". Naturally, I punched one in the face as hard as possible, kicked the other in the balls (years of taekwondo training paid off lol), and pegged it.

10 mins later got a text saying "wtf it was a joke man"

Turns out it was 2 of my mates i was out with that night playing a practicle 'joke'.

Guess they deserved it, hope theyr not too hurt though :S
#6
Awesome story. That'll teach them... Something to tell your kids too. And the guy who you punched in face's kids... sadly not the guy who you kicked in the nuts kids.
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#10
That brightened my day even more. It's good to know you helped clear out the gene pool a bit. Good for you sir!
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#12
You did your friends a favour, maybe you knocked some sense into them.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#13
They got lucky. I usually have a knife with me.
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#15
Most people learn how to kick people in the nuts without years of Taekwondo training.
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#17
Years of taekwando and all you can think of is kicking him in the balls?
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#19
Nice one
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#20
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Awesome story. That'll teach them... Something to tell your kids too. And the guy who you punched in face's kids... sadly not the guy who you kicked in the nuts kids.

sir, i think i love u.
#21
Chuck norris is that you?

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Years of taekwando and all you can think of is kicking him in the balls?


Yeah i know what was he thinking he should have ripped his heart out!

This is what should have happend!
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#24
Cool Story, Bro


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#25
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#26
... So I'm calling bull.
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#27
their own fault, they're lucky you don't know how to fight or they would of been in serious trouble
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#29
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Read thread as:

...So I beat my friends up thinking they were muggles


We all gotta protect our own as purebloods.
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#32
I don't mean to sound like an e-BAMF but doing that would be a good way to get an informal introduction to my friends Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.
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#33
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Yeah looking back now I should have done some crazy flip thing

Translation of Taekwondo = "the way of the foot and the fist".

Therefore there aren't any 'crazy flip things' in Taekwondo.

You really don't do it do you?
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#34
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Translation of Taekwondo = "the way of the foot and the fist".

Therefore there aren't any 'crazy flip things' in Taekwondo.

You really don't do it do you?


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#35
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Years of taekwando and all you can think of is kicking him in the balls?


Even bruce less has always said, sometimes the most basic attack, is the most efficient.
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#37
Pfft I bet the whole joke thing was a cover. Had you not kicked their asses they would have demanded your wallet.
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#38


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#40
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Russell what the f*ck!?


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