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#1
Mine: "I'd offer moral support, but I have quesionable morals."


Commence.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#4
I've never made a status update, I figure nobody will care so why bother?
Quote by Sir Anonymous
I'd call you a crazy Brit, but your username seems to quite assure your sanity.


Quote by Slaytanic1993
Epic username of pure epicness

To: Jesus=ConArtist
#9
"Oh man, Ronnie James Dio has stomach cancer "
Rojam's new and improved band!!!!

Listen a little bit, we DON'T suck!
#10
Anneke Melody Vosburgh with love, maybe you sink too far into it, and then you realise where you are. Of course by then you are suffocating..
#12
Quote by Lespauljames
mine is also that ?
what a conincedence


Coincedence... or Bustedtees.com?
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#16
[SteveHouse] Lots of hockey + surprisingly solid Internet connection + chips + salsa == awwww yeahhhhh.

I keep hoping I'm friends with another hockey fan who I don't know about yet...

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#17
Wolfcock is going to have sex with you whether you like it or not, Rachel.

I have a fake Facebook pseudonym just so I can keep in touch with one friend. I have epitomized cool.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#18
Quote by wizards?
No one knows what it's like, to be the bad man.

To be the sad man, behind blue eyes...

Mine is "happy stupid pointless excuse to eat like a glutton day!"
GEAR:

Schecter V-1 Hellraiser FR
Epiphone Special Model LP
Ruben Flores Classical
Peavey Vypyr 75
Cry Baby Wah
#19
DaddyTwoFoot thinks he may have ruptured the lining of his stomach.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#20
Finished working at the Wang Magistrates court, now to Shepparton, and apparently it's a hell of a lot more lively
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#21
Curse you procrastination; once again you've betrayed me. But i will wage my war on you yet. My victory will be sweet, for i will crush your head under my heel. I will cut off your bloodline from the face of the earth. Surely you and all your allies will become dust; you will be dragged into the pit. I will have my revenge, just as soon as i get around to it.


needless to say, i had put some stuff off.
Quote by boreamor
Thousands upon thousands of people yelling "IcyHot"...

Quote by imdeth
She looks like she has triforces in her eyes...

Quote by Nakon14
*sigh* yet again, only on UG would somebody rush to their computer to tell the pit when their lives or property are in dire trouble.
#22
Mine is "The Galvatrons ♥"

There's blood in the water
Sinking, always sinking

#25
"black friday at walmart is nuts. i hope that rude lady gets hers..."
Quote by SteveHouse
M. Night Shyamallama

#27
Non Existant.

But then how does it have a status of being non existant?

:O
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#30
"Norah Jones WILL be mine. You watch me."
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#33
Most recent one was "Von is planning memetic warfare."
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


Literature thread
#34
"Daniel is an android whose roommate is an alien"
AROUND THE WORLD



Click here if you like the Washington Wizards
#35
PlayMadness: "You have redefined pain."
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#36
My last one was posting a link to the article of the dude who tattooed nipples on his ass.
#37
"THE BANGS, THE REJEKS AND AUDIOCEAN AT ARMCHAIR CRITIC'S EP LAUNCH TONIGHT AT *SCAPE STARTING WITH US (THE BANGS) AT 7:30PM! COME SUPPORT SUPPORT!!"

Yup, all in caps because I'm cool like that.
"When I grow up, I wanna be a vampire bat"

#38
My back is killing me. Thats what happens after your dad tackles you and moves around vertebrates and stuff. Back in April I might ad. =/


thats my last one. my dad tackled me and drove me into the ground this past April and ****ed my back up.
Quote by jimmyled
You have a Badger Song avatar!!!!!

Quote by Oprah
VAJAYJAY


Monkey Ball Sack

#39
Facebook Tricks: Press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter key then Right Click Then press Up & Down & Magic circles will appear! The only way to stop it is to log off or reload the page ... IT WILL WORK! Put this as your status is IF IT WORKED FOR YOU it really works.

What can I say the shit worked.
#40
''contemplating going to Machine Head in March''
Quote by rgrockr
You can buy whatever guitar you want, you don't have to be at a certain skill level to buy one. This is real life, not some guitar-playing RPG where you have to unlock new guitars.
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