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"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
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#5
Quote by Prototype4342

Oh god... *twitch*
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#10
i needed that tarzan when i was 13
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."
#11
dude Ferbies r posessed. when i was younger my friend's Ferbie was glitching and it sounded like it was saying Jesus and a bunch of other stuff that sounded biblical.

ima say a trampolione tho. nothin like a feeding tube to put things in prospective in ur life.
#12
The pole dancer doll was lulzy, the monkey baby was shocking, the breast-feeding baby was disturbing, but the souped-up Power Wheels thing was badass.
#14
I am reminded of this:



EDIT: Wow, that security checkpoint is pretty cool.
XIAOXI
Last edited by Abunai X at Nov 28, 2009,
#16

Get your little yuppie on his way with this gas-powered accident-waiting-to-happen. For just under $14,000 you can watch your kid tear ass around the cul-de-sac at a maximum 13 MPH, but keep it off the road because it's about as street legal as a lawn mower.
What the hell? FOURTEEN THOUSAND dollars for a toy???


That's over ...
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#18
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
What the hell? FOURTEEN THOUSAND dollars for a toy???


That's over ...

Hey, Vegeta...

I still think it's the coolest toy ever, even though no parent in their right mind should ever get their kid that.
#19
Am I the only one who thinks the Death Threat Elmo was kind of f***ed up?
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FrustratedRocka you are a legend

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The man clearly knows his shit.

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one of the best, educated and logical posts I've ever seen on UG in the Pit. Well done good sir.
#20
My question is, how many of these are actually real toys? Safari Spiderman? Seriously? I don't believe it. I have a feeling some of this shit is either made up or never hit store shelves.

Also, the suckers that lick you back are weird. And the giraffe should be grape flavored, since they really have purple tongues.
Last edited by dudius at Nov 28, 2009,
#21
Quote by dudius
My question is, how many of these are actually real toys? Safari Spiderman? Seriously? I don't believe it. I have a feeling some of this shit is either made up or never hit store shelves.

No, that Spider-Man is real. That series of figures has been around for like ten years.
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Quote by dudius
My question is, how many of these are actually real toys? Safari Spiderman? Seriously? I don't believe it. I have a feeling some of this shit is either made up or never hit store shelves.

No, that shit is real. I remember they used to sell those when I was a kid.

I don't remember if I got that Safari Spiderman or another one...
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#23
Quote by Abunai X
I am reminded of this:




Best. Toy. Ever.
I think it's time for a change.



Sig v5.0 (approximate)
#24
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Toys to NOT buy your kids!
@ number 2.

Discuss.


I laugh at poop jokes too.
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can't i just eat the fucking cactus?

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Go suck a cat westdyolf!

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So, West...

I hear you'll suck my cat...

Ill suck your cat
PEACE LOVE PANCAKES
call me zach

chocolate chip pancakes!
#25
Ozzinator.
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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying "That's yours"

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Return to a Condition of Being...<-Band. Add plz!
#26
Quote by Abunai X
I am reminded of this:



EDIT: Wow, that security checkpoint is pretty cool.


That would have looked ****ing great in the lake of the city I made when I was younger, the one I made out of hotwheels tracks and legos.
No gods or kings. There is only zuul.
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Now police, fire, and EMS vehicle's sirens sound in tritones. Suck it Christians, your protectors are satans minions.


I have been sigged by UG's Greek, what have YOU done today?
#27
Quote by Holy Katana
No, that Spider-Man is real. That series of figures has been around for like ten years.


I don't remember every seeing any, though I never got any Spiderman toys, usually it was either Batman or Ninja Turtles.

But that's some funky-ass shit.
#28
Breastfeeding baby.

Oh. My. God.

I was in a bizarre mix of shock and hilarity when that came across. That's one of the most brilliantly pedophilic toys I've ever seen. xD
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Wow...just wow




A clapstack? My life is complete.
#29
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I FUCKING LOVE FERBIES!


Right on man.
RIP Terje (Valfar) Bakken
#30
the vibrating Harry Potter broomstick that gave little girls orgasms before they knew what that word meant..........hilarious hahahaha
#31
you could get an actual car for the price of that toy.
#32
that fat guy making out with the giraffe got me hard.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#34
the elmo was awesome
I shot JR

Oh Canada Our Home and Native Land
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Quote by Gargantuan


You'll put your eye out!
No gods or kings. There is only zuul.
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Now police, fire, and EMS vehicle's sirens sound in tritones. Suck it Christians, your protectors are satans minions.


I have been sigged by UG's Greek, what have YOU done today?
#38
Quote by Scutchington
You'll put your eye out!


Or render your next door neighbour infertile...

>_>
<_<
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Damn you, bodyheatseeker

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bodyheatseeker, I will NEVER forgive you.

#39


I used to have one of these!

It was kinda scary and I never played it. Ever.
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#40
Quote by magnus_maximus


Is it because of the effing annoying ten year-olds?
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