#1
What's a good christmas present for a girl?

Please keep it serious, no rape pear etc etc...

I'll report any stupidity
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#2
Dick in a box...


But for srs, write her a song or something.
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#5
give her some of that report
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#7
vibrator duh!
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#8
Yeah girls sure love it when you report them.

Or fairy liquid, they love the fairy liquid.
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#10
Seriously guys....

Song and teddy bear is the best so far.
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#11
perfumes always a relatively easy one...


EDIT: though i cant see why dick in a box wouldn't work just as well.
Last edited by thebaron1066 at Nov 28, 2009,
#12
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Dick in a box...


But for srs, write her a song or something.


Pure win with most girls. (I mean, if you can play and sing. Otherwise, not so much.)
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#13
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Seriously guys....

Song and teddy bear is the best so far.

I have to say, I think you'd enjoy giving her a mouthful of spunk far more than giving her a teddy.
#14
Get her a teddy bear, a piece of jewelry, and some perfume or something. Chocolates, too. Girls love chocolate.
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#15
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I have to say, I think you'd enjoy giving her a mouthful of spunk far more than giving her a teddy.


It's about what she enjoys; however, if she doesn't enjoy a mouthful of spunk she doesn't deserve a gift.

Like this TS:
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#16
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It's about what she enjoys; however, if she doesn't enjoy a mouthful of spunk she doesn't deserve a gift.

Like this TS:

If the guy is asking us what to get her, he obvously doesn't think about that much, if at all.
#19
Thanks bizzaro, thats a great gift I think.

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#20
Learn how to play (and maybe sing) one her favorite songs, then record it and give it to her in a cool way that means something to you both or that represents an event or point in your relationship (I assume you're dating), like if your first date was at a chinese place, put the CD in a takeout box (without food in it ) and give it to her in a romantic setting.
And if you're good with this kinda stuff, kinda re-do the song and put your own twist on it. For instance, the girl I'm dating has this thing for Pachelbel's Canon, and I'm plannin' on doin' my own version of it on my bass, really shake it up, you know? Chocolate on top of that wouldn't hurt either.
#22
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But for srs, write her a song or something.

THIS!

And oi... usually when it comes to girls... it's the thought that counts (at least in my few instances...) but if you really want to make it seem special... just find out something that she loves, A LOT!!!!
Try something like tickets to one of her fave band's concert, or movie, etc... anything as such...

I usually go with a teddy bear/flowers (roses) routine, works out for me...
It all depends of what kinda girl she is...
Last edited by nemesis_911 at Nov 28, 2009,
#23
No matter what you get her I bet you won't feel it is good enough.
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#24
I think it's important for us to know what your relationship with this female is (are you friends? are you dating?) before we can give serious answers.

I mean, without pics details, how can we help you?
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