#1
i am currently in a relationship a jew (not trying to imply anything)
and i am not jewish
what are some things i should keep in mind when talking/ interacting with her?
also you should know that she is like the twice a year christens who go to church on Christmas and Easter
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#2
Insuly Abraham frequently
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#3
End your sentences with "Oy vey!"
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#4
If you don't remember anythign else, remember this: The proper usage of the word 'with'.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#5
just don't make any jew jokes.
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#6
don't mate with her...lots of recessive alleles in that gene pool

(joking btw, so don't get your panties in a bunch)
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#7
wow
just wow
i should put the title as PIT for the fial now
her father is catholic

i gess
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#8
keep your wallet close...
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#9
Well if you ask me prepare for some lonely nights. My gf's parents are christian and they won't let her leave for christmas. More importantly, they won't even have me over OR let her leave the 31st of goddamn Decembre.

NOTE: My girlfriend is ****ing 19 years old. These people seriously are batshit crazy. We've had a relationship for 9 months now and they still tell her everyday she doesn't love me and should dump me.

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#10
tell her there's a bagel in your pants.
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#11
Make sure when you try to steal her Jew gold, to make sure she doesn't notice.

Could ruin your relationship ya know.
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#12
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wow
just wow
i should put the title as PIT for the fial now
her father is catholic

i gess


wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#14
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wow
just wow
i should put the title as PIT for the fial now
her father is catholic

i gess

#15
Don't ask her how you fit 6 million jews in a car...
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#19
Don't ask her how you fit 6 million jews in a car...


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#20
Get her and Easy Bake oven for Christmas. =]
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#21
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Crucify her TS.
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#24
Remember that she's the man of the relationship
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#25
Yeah, you all make jokes. What happens when the Lebanese guy makes a Jew joke eh
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