Poll: cut cut cut
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View poll results: cut cut cut
Head
1 1%
Arm
1 1%
Leg
1 1%
Genitals
4 5%
Foot
5 6%
Face (lol?)
3 4%
Hand
1 1%
Fingers
2 3%
Toes
54 70%
Ears
5 6%
Voters: 77.
#1
Mr. Moretti says now which body part will you cut off to make it even? The mobsters are holding you down and have a saws. There is no way of getting out of this and there is no one coming for you but Mr. Moretti is feeling charitable so he gives you a selective choice of limbs to cut off.

Head
Arm
Leg
Genitals
Foot
Face (lol?)
Hand
Fingers
Toes
Ears


...Mr. Moretti is pleased.
#5
Ears. I have dumbo ears.
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#6
I'd have to say fingers. Not being able to walk sucks a lot more than not bveing able to pick stuff up.
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#8
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Why have a leg option if you have a toe option?


Because they're two different parts of the body.


What you got against legs? You didn't notice the fingers and arm one
#11
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Ask Mr. Moretti that question and you're dead.


Mr. Moretti, why have a leg option when you have a toe option?

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Toes, they arent good for anything.


They pretty much help your feet stay still. Otherwise, they would be round and standing would be FAR more difficult. Try walking with your toes curled and it would be similar to not having toes.
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#15
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Toes, they arent good for anything.


You know if you lose your toes you can't walk properly, especially your big toe. They are integral to your balance x]
#17
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Because they're two different parts of the body.


What you got against legs? You didn't notice the fingers and arm one


Why so serious?

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Ask Mr. Moretti that question and you're dead.


I don't. I ask you.
#19
I cut off Moretti's ego...
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#20
My head


..oh wait.
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#22
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Let them take my right pinky. I don't use it for anything anyway.

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#23
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Why so serious?


I'm sorry, i'm just very opposed to leg discrimination..THEY DESERVE EVERY RIGHT THE REST OF THE APPENDAGES GET.
#24


Is Mr. Moretti related to this particular Moretti? Because if so, I will happily cut off anything he wants me to (except mah junk) if he'd introduce us.
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#25
Logic dictates I let him cut off my genitals, I only really waste time with those, anyway.
#26
I'd say a leg. You could get a small bit of attention that way, seeing as we're all musicians.

Did you hear that (your name) from (your band name) doesn't have a leg? It'd be pretty obvious and a cool fact.

And it'd be hard playing without an arm or fingers.
#27
Seems like we all agree... No one gives a sh*t about their toes.
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#28
i wouls say foot, those can be replaced... toes CANNOT
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