#1
How many of you have a handy local ice cream/drugs van?

I like mine, aside from being handy there's ****ing dedication going on there. He'll happily work till 11-12 at night, and considering you have to stop selling alcohol in off-licenses at 10 here, that's pretty ****ing good.

Only downside? He's never changed his jingle. it's really loud. drives me up the wall.


I assume this just doesn't exist where I live? That would be really cool, but obviously unlikely.

Are you making good use of your local non-governmental services?
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#5
I could just imagine it, the ice cream/drug van comes by playing its jingle, and out of no where a large group of 20 or so crack heads come out of no where chasing the van like school children.
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#7
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Dont the cops get suspicious of an ice cream truck driving around in the middle of the night?



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#8
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he goes by my girlfriends house all the time though.
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#9
Can anybody remember that mission on Vice City where you had to sell drugs to people from an ice cream van?

Ah good times....
#10
seriously?

thats ****ed up.
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#12
The Netherlands. 'Nuff said.
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#13
Ask for the Bob Marley, extra crispy.


Pizza, I know, but still.
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#14
Over the summer when I was working at a park, an ice cream van rolled into the park, and dozens of kids ran up to it. He then rolled down the window and a huge cloud of smoke came rolling out.
#16
We used to have them here, until the para-militaries shut about 90% of them down, along with most other dealers.
#17
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Can anybody remember that mission on Vice City where you had to sell drugs to people from an ice cream van?

Ah good times....


Aha, I was thinking of this when I saw the title.
#18
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#19
we used to have one at the school, but he disappeared a few years ago.. I think someone hit him in the face with a snowball or something..
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#20
There used to be this one ice cream guy named Chris (I think) and he had this huge beard and always wore the same few tie dye shirts. He was pretty cool, he'd give you free ice cream if you had no money or he'd give money off, but he was busted for selling weed from his van.
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#21
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Can anybody remember that mission on Vice City where you had to sell drugs to people from an ice cream van?

Ah good times....

thats what i thought of
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#22
We get an ice-cream van coming around at odd times. I'm pretty sure he sells both ice cream and crack; after all, a diverse product base tends to increase a businesses profit margins.
#23
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We get an ice-cream van coming around at odd times. I'm pretty sure he sells both ice cream and crack; after all, a diverse product base tends to increase a businesses profit margins.


well, put it this way:

Who's buying icecream at 11 o clock in november in scotland?
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#24
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well, put it this way:

Who's buying icecream at 11 o clock in november in scotland?

Someone who bought a bunch of weed off him a few hours ago?
#25
There isn't one where I live or go to uni (unfortunately, that'd be ****ing epic) but one of my mates who goes to the University of Limerick told me about an ice-cream truck that goes onto campus there and delivers drugs. They have one jingle for ice-cream and another for drugs.
It's pretty ****ing epic to be honest, every town should have one.
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There isn't one where I live or go to uni (unfortunately, that'd be ****ing epic) but one of my mates who goes to the University of Limerick told me about an ice-cream truck that goes onto campus there and delivers drugs. They have one jingle for ice-cream and another for drugs.
It's pretty ****ing epic to be honest, every town should have one.

How about one like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLPOFdTWYYM
#27
Actually, a quick google search revealed that there are in fact ice-cream trucks doing that in Dublin, just not near UCD.
DCU students have one, up there in the slums.
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#28
^ That video is hilarious! And we do have 1 van that sells ice cream and food and stuff, but it is some big company with like a catalogue, so its not like your normal ice cream van...


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