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#1
Okay so I need a HUGE grand romantic gesture to show my girlfriend my affection for her.
And it needs to be done in like 12 hours or less.
GO!
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#4
Hot tub full of virgin blood.
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#6
You're asking us? So we can be creative, romantic and thoughtful so you can get laid?
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#9
Break up with her. Nothing more romantic than that.
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#10
Well that would be HUGE.....
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#18
In all seriousness, you should use your memory. That ought to tell you stuff that she'd like, that she's probably told you about, or dropped hints about, that you've been ignoring and this has led to the need for you to ask The Pit for advice on what to get your girlfriend because you're a dick.
#19
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shag her sister. works like a charm


... She's like 11, and annoying as all hell. So... no.
And to the threesome/mom guy.... just.... no.
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#20
inb4 buttsecks
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#23
A huge grand romantic gesture you say?


Get that plane to write her name and some sort of thing about you loving her in the sky.....


Here's a perfect example


" I love you (insert sisters name here) will you come back for seconds?".........scratch that
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#24
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First, start by sincerely apologizing for whatever you did...


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#25
I can't believe you actually expect a serious answer.

Also, roses, and, seriously, apologize.
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#26
kiss her, give her the most passionate kiss you can and tell her that you love her afterwards, should work, or else dick in a box
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#28
I didn't do anything! Its just going to be a random act of affection.
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#29
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I didn't do anything! Its just going to be a random act of affection.

Obviously, because people post in the Pit for advice on spontaneous acts of affection.
Seriously, did you just 'accidentally' slip it up her pooper?
#31
Seriously! It all satrted with mooshy msn "i love you"s and then I... kinda said I'de prove it to her tomorow. So now I need ideas! C'MON people!
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#32
Quote by 9Guitarist9
Your gf is 11? XD

Just give her a barbie doll.


HER SISTERS 11. THIS ISNT /B/
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#34
Write everything you have done so far since you met up until this point (including the part where you had to ask internet strangers for help). Turn it in to a screen play and sell the script and dedicate the new summer blockbuster to her. Sorted
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#35
write a song ts

Edit: TS you should add in your sig : NEVER ask advice in teh Pit
Last edited by toine at Nov 28, 2009,
#36
Okay this was obviously a bad idea. I get it now.
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#37
Quote by ProphetToJables
Okay this was obviously a bad idea. I get it now.

Dick in a box is a f*cking brilliant idea.
Just make sure it's not cold.
#38
I'm gonna write a song.
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#39
Link her to this thread.

"I love you so much I told all my pit friends about you"

....... It'll work.
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